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This Bro Is Having The Worst Train Ride Of His Life At This Very Moment

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A friend of mine is on an Amtrack train bound for Washington, DC right now.

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I Didn’t Plan On It, But I Ate a Sandwich on the Toilet

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My life lacks anything resembling ambition, yet, it doesn’t matter how engrossed I am in a Maury rerun or how diligently I’m not applying for jobs, my apathetic demeanor completely subsides the instant I dedicate myself to crafting a sandwich.


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