Such a bitch.
I promise you will not watch a better video today on the Internet than this video of two toddlers arguing over the weather.
Perhaps we should start worshiping another deity.
That, right there, is a seamlessly shoehorned Simpsons reference.
I didn't even know that tornadoes existed in Italy.
A couple of weeks ago a winter storm crippled Atlanta and other parts of the South.
When life gives you five feet of snow, you make lemonade.
You thought it was safe to go outside.
It's so cold in Minnesota that they have Pee Fog.
Look, you already know that parts of the country are dealing with devastatingly brutal conditions.