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No Matter WhatAwful Life Choices You Make, You’ll Never Be This Woman Who Allegedly Beat Up Her Twin Over A Vibrator

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Via Facebook The only reason I can think of that would make fighting with your twin sister over a vibrator be maybe “okay” would be if said vibrator were made of solid gold.


Finally, the perfect gift for any woman: a vibrator on a necklace


In case you want to get in some early Christmas shopping for your lady friend we now have the perfect gift: a vibrator on a necklace.

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Woman tries to hide stolen vibrator in child’s stroller, fails


When the manager confronted the woman she allegedly claimed she had no idea what she was talking about, but found herself on shaky ground after the manager pulled the vibrator out of the stroller.


What better way to teach gun control than little kids fighting with dildos?


The parallels here are clear, if there's something interesting sitting around the kids are gonna scoop it up and play with it.

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You won’t believe where a woman’s vibrator got stuck (seriously, you won’t)


ER physicians often see patients who have stuck unusual things in unusual places, but Dr.

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