Tag Archives: Usmnt

‘MERICA: The United States Qualified for the World Cup By Beating Mexico

If you’re wondering why everyone was rioting in the streets singing patriotic songs and bleeding freedom overnight, it’s because the United States assured itself a

Jozy Altidore Scores Hat Trick Against Bosnia; USMNT Suddenly Can’t Lose

Don’t look now, but the United States Men’s National Team has won an unprecedented 12 straight matches. Drink it in, America, this is what it’s

Jurgen Klinsmann Fell Into a Bottomless Pit During the Gold Cup Final

The United States Men’s National Team captured a hard-fought Gold Cup title yesterday by defeating Panama, 1-0, at Soldier Field in Chicago. Coach Jurgen Klinsmann

Landon Donovan Responds to El Salvador Trolls in Coolest Way Possible

The United States Men’s National Team destroyed El Salvador, 5-1, in yesterday’s Gold Cup quarterfinal match in Baltimore. Despite having the home soil, the Americans