Tag Archives: Usa

What Would Your State’s ‘Game of Thrones’ House Flag Look Like?

The Flayed Man would definitely be Florida.

Listen to McKayla Maroney Describe Her Fourth of July While Wearing a Patriotic Bikini

Cool story, McKayla.

The Best 4th of July Fails: A Tribute to Dumb Americans, Because ‘MURICA

America is the greatest damn country in the world.
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This White House Tweet About USA vs. Belgium Is What the USA Is All About, Dammit

So beautiful I could cry.
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Budweiser’s Hype Video for USA vs Belgium Has Fighter Jets, Muscle Cars, American Flags, and Clydesdales

I WANT TO RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL SINGING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY RIGHT NOW.

232 American Kids With Cancer Chant ‘I Believe That We Will Win’

Our X-factor.

The 27 Most AMERICAN AS FUCK Hulk Hogan GIFs

Hulk Hogan just got us so jacked up for the USMNT to go America as Fuck on the world's asses tomorrow.

Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Crucial Goal, Becomes Newest American Hero

Thanks, buddy.

Soldier Watching USA-Germany Match Refuses to Loosen Grip on Assault Rifle for Even a Second

He's ready.

Captain America Is At the USA-Germany Match

A true fan.

The United States-Germany Match Should Probably Just Be Played on Noah’s Ark

So much water.
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Will Ferrell Crashed the American Outlaws Party in Brazil, Said We’re Going Streaking Into the Next Round

American badass.

Watch a Hattiesburg Soccer Watch Party Die as Portugal Scored a Miracle Goal

The agony of de--... the agony of tying.

Relive the Moment America Just Collectively Jizzed

Jizz.

Jermaine Jones Scored an Incredible Equalizer From Long Range, Made America Weep Joyously

U-S-A!

U.S. Fan Captures Incredible Instagram of John Brooks’ Game-Winning Goal

You can feel the excitement.

These Patriotic World Cup Reaction Videos from Around the USA Make Me Cry Bald Eagles Tears of Joy

y. Each and every single one of these videos gives me chills and makes me cry red, white, and blue bald eagle tears.

College Bros Make Super Fratty U.S. Men’s Team World Cup Hype Video

We're so ready to do this.

U.S. Soccer Hype Video Makes It Pretty Clear We’re Ghana Win

Get hype.

VIDEO: Spurs Owner Peter Holt Gives an INCREDIBLE Shout Out to America After the Winning the NBA Championship

How can you not love this guy?

Bro King DESTROYS Douchebag Landlord Who Asks Him to Take Down the American Flag

This Bro's patriotic takedown of a douchebag commie landlord just made me cry bald eagle tears.

This NASCAR Fan Is America’s Most Patriotic Fan Ever

Say what you want about racing fans: they love America.

ESPN’s New 2014 World Cup Ad Is American as FUCK

Oh hell yes.

A Marine and Soldier Takes Back the American Flag from Disrespectful Protesters

I hate it when hippies parade the flag upside down to make some sort of extremist point about America "being in a state of

Cool GoPro Video of the Navy Parachute Team Jumping Into the Padres’ Home Opener

U-S-A. U-S-A- U-S-A.

American Newscaster On Russian Network Quits Her Job On-Air, Gives Putin a Huge Middle Finger LIKE A BOSS

What a huge, ballsy move by American newcaster Liz Wahl.

Here Are the United States World Cup Jerseys

Business casual.

Punish Yourself for Being a Bad Person By Watching Canada Break America’s Heart in Dramatic Fashion

In an appetizer to tomorrow’s main course, the Canadian women staged a feverish comeback to beat the United States 3-2 […]

U.S. Women’s Hockey Team Pulled a Gordon Bombay With the Gold Medal on the Line

Leading 2-0 over Canada in the final minutes of the gold medal game, everything seemed to be going well for […]

5 Patriotic Things to Do for the Last Week of the Winter Olympics

5. Drink A lot. Look, if your fellow countrymen are risking their lives jumping off of poorly made Russian ramps, […]

U.S. Hockey Player T.J. Oshie Had an Amazing Response After Being Called a ‘Hero’

YES, YES, YES and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A. Just had good talk with America's newest hero. Only don't call T.J. […]

Badass Security Cam Footage Captures U.S. Army’s Delta Force Catching a Terrorist In 40 Seconds

This is so badass. The Washington Post recently uncovered video of a secret, middle-of-the-night raid against al-Qaeda terrorism suspect Nazih Abdul-Hamed […]

Proof That Bros Love America More Than Anything Else In Life

Back-to-back World War Champs, fuckers.... 

Canadian Beer Company Makes Team USA Hockey-Themed Cans

Bold move, Labatt Brewery. You're the biggest brewery in hockey-loving Canada yet you pander to us American beer drinkers with a Team USA beer cans. This feels

Northwestern Will Wear the Most Patriotic Uniforms in History Against Michigan

Northwestern has gone 0-5 since noted alums Mike Wilbon and Brent Musburger wore Wildcats jerseys on ESPN’s College GameDay. With their seasons spinning wildly out

A Cool Map of What Each Country Leads the World In

This super badass map by Doghouse Diaries has been pinging around the Internet the last couple days. It's worth sharing because (a. DOMINATE TRIVIA NIGHT

Aaron Rodgers Went America All Over Everyone’s Ass

Aaron Rodgers loves football and burgers, so you know he’s all about America. The Green Bay Packers quarterback showed up to a team event yesterday

20 Characters Who Embody Everything Great About America

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other

5 States That Secretly Control the Rest of America

You probably already know that New York is the center of all things fashionable, LA sets the standard for the movie industry, and we look

The United States Men’s Soccer Team Finally Beat Mexico in Mexico

The United States Men’s National Team had never won a match against its biggest rivals on Mexican soil in 75 years of trying (0-23-1) –