YouTube According to a BroBible reader, the police are cracking down on University of Maryland students acting like assholes.
Fraternities have been getting a pretty shit rap in the news lately, whether it's allegations of dumping roofies into girls' drinks at parties or rumors about pledges dying from being hazed, it hasn't exactly been a great month to justify to your parents why they're spending an extra $700 a semester for you to be in a frat.
Do you like to get fucked up.
As the University of Maryland takes the field this week in their freedom-boner inducing patriotic uniforms Testudo their Terrapin mascot may be sequestered in a room somewhere under the stadium being tested for performance-enhancing drugs and perhaps serum from Oscorp Industries as it appears he's been eating a little too much pizza with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately.
Oh say can you see how SICK these uniforms are.
If you've ever attended or visited the University of Maryland and haven't gone to a bar called R.
It's the ice truck-et challenge.
It's not that bad there, I swear.
That's a lot of lap dances.
Every time one of these videos comes through I have two thoughts.