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University of Maryland’s Mascot Is Now A Nightmare-Inducing Zombie Turtle Thing

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As the University of Maryland takes the field this week in their freedom-boner inducing patriotic uniforms Testudo their Terrapin mascot may be sequestered in a room somewhere under the stadium being tested for performance-enhancing drugs and perhaps serum from Oscorp Industries as it appears he's been eating a little too much pizza with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately.

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Ratchet Bar Near University Of Maryland Campus Replaced Their Bathroom Toilet With A FRICKIN’ BUCKET

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If you've ever attended or visited the University of Maryland and haven't gone to a bar called R.

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Beloved Testudo Statue at University of Maryland Set On Fire by Accident

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It's a University of Maryland tradition to make an offering to Testudo during finals week.

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University of Maryland’s AEPi SplashBash Looked F-U-N

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Earlier this year we ranked Alpha Epsilon Pi's Splash Bash party at the University of Maryland as one of the greatest fraternity parties in the USA.

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University of Maryland Student Set Himself on Fire and Jumped Off Cliff, Because Reasons

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According to the YouTube descritpion: "Not many people get a chance to feel what it's like to be on fire in a controlled environment.


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