Tag Archives: Uniform porn

University of Maryland’s Hand-Painted ‘Maryland Pride’ Helmets are ______!

I love a good game of fill-in-the-blank. The human effort put into painting these might have pushed me over the edge. I don't root for, or

Nike Unveils This Weekend’s Super Bowl Uniforms, So You Can Coordinate Your Outfits Accordingly

I guess they're "dropping" these as their way of preparing us to be underwhelmed. I see no difference between these uniforms and what either team

Alabama Drops Their Nike Pro Combat Uniforms for BCS National Championship Game

What do you think, Bros? Ugly? Sexy? Worthy of one single droplet of pre-cum?