Tag Archives: Twitter

Bro Texts A Girl He Met At A Bar, Accidentally Texts Gambling Firm’s Twitter Admin Who Posts Everything

Poor Steve.

Lolo Jones Wins Top Prize for the Most Insufferable Tweet of the Day

I had the same exact expression on my face after reading this tweet.

Is This Jameis Winston on Tinder Asking a Girl for Head in Exchange for Promoting Her Mixtape?

This is... weird.

Stephen A Smith Pissed Off Twitter HARD with Some Really Stupid Comments on Domestic Violence

Twitter is exploding today in rage this afternoon after Stephen A Smith said some really not-smart things about domestic violence this morning and the "elements

Do You Even Brag About Lifting, Bro? U.S. Map Shows Which States Brag the Most About Working Out on Twitter

Just #Crushed another CrossFit sesh with my brothers. #RiseandGrind

Joel Embiid Makes a Pass at Kim Kardashian via Twitter, Is the Last Living Human to Learn of Her Marriage

Awkward.

People on Twitter Are Already Comparing Brazil-Germany to the Holocaust (Updating)

Yep.

Former NBA Player Jay Williams Hung Out With Justin Bieber, Subsequently Authored the Stupidest Tweet of All Time

How bad could it really be, you ask?

Former Oakland A’s Pitcher Mark Mulder Watched ‘Moneyball’ for the First Time, Live-Tweeted All the Inaccuracies

Let's remember "Moneyball" with Mark Mulder, shall we?

FAFSA Just Shit On Every Poor College Student Ever with a Tweet

Just fuel for the fire to those who side with Mark Cuban about the student-loan crises.

‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ Asked Dan Bilzerian to be on Their Show, Dan Bilzerian Sent This Scathing Response

Dan Bilzerian really doesn't want to be on Millionaire Matchmaker.

Here’s Proof John Brooks’ Goal Set Twitter Ablaze

Straight fire.
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The FBI Has Its Own Guide To Twitter Slang And It Actually Makes No Sense

No wonder they never find any terrorists.

20 Weird Things Twitter Taught Us About Athletes

#1: Evan Mathis is the fucking man.

A Guy on Twitter Is Hiding Weed All Over Town For His Followers to Find

And these eggs aren't filled with chocolate.

Even Jonathan Martin Made Fun of LeBron James’ Cramps

Zing.

A Black Man Explains Black Twitter

Admit it. You're curious.

Patton Oswalt Is Quitting Social Media For the Summer

The world will be a little less funny for a bit.

Green Beret Eviscerates Gwyneth Paltrow After She Compares Reading Mean Tweets to War

The only thing that should be compared to going to war is going to war.

5 Hashtags That Need To Get Taken Out Back And Shot

#gofuckyourself

Caroline Wozniacki Finally Chimes In On Breakup With Rory McIlroy

That's an awfully passionate kiss for a guy who, at the time, probably had one foot out the door.

You Can Now Shut Your Annoying Friend Up with Twitter Mute

Twitter's new feature MAY have been designed by Regina George.

This Guy is Now on Twitter

Finally.

Jared From Subway Has Died. (Probably Not.) (But Maybe?)

The power of social media.

Notre Dame Coaches Read Student-Athlete Tweets, Which Feature Plenty of Fart Jokes

Took long enough for someone to start ripping off Jimmy Kimmel’s tweet-reading schtick. Never would have guessed Notre Dame would […]

US Airways Just Tweeted the Most WTF?! Thing You’ll Ever See on Twitter

Wow. Way to go , US Airways.

The Teen Who Told American Airlines She Was a Terrorist Got Arrested

It's unclear whether charges will be pressed in the matter.

Genius Teen Tweets American Airlines to Tell Them She’s Part of Al-Qaeda

Silly kids and their social media.

Anderson Cooper Destroyed a Douchebag on Twitter

Well played, Anderson. You win Twitter for the day. 1000 points.

The 7 Unofficial ‘Don’ts’ of Twitter

I love social media.

Deadmau5 Pulls an Epic Troll During His Ultra Set, Then Gets In a Pissing-match with Tiësto RE: Avicii

I'm 100% convinced that big name EDM DJs are the biggest douchebag divas in the world.

This Hashtag Will Ruin Your Favorite Childhood Books and, Consequently, Your Childhood

After the Comedy Central show @Midnight created the hashtag #RuinAChildrensBook, the Internet's photoshop masters went to work.
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New York Mets Twitter Account Nicknames Daisuke Matsuzaka “Dice-KKK”

Oops.

5 Hilarious Ways People Take Twitter Way Too Seriously

Let's try an experiment. I'll say "Twitter," and you'll say the first thing that comes to your mind.

How to See Someone’s First Tweet on Twitter Just Got Much Easier

Thanks to something called Discover Twitter, I just learned today that I have been on Twitter since October 6, 2009

Tom Crean Does Not Read Your Twitter Replies

@TomCrean: I have some advice for you ...

High School Teachers Read Mean Tweets From Their Students

Taking a note from Jimmy Kimmel's playbook, the teachers from Los Alamitos High School in Los Alamitos, California made a pretty funny video reading mean

Miley Cyrus Tweeted Out a Photo of Her ‘Human Arm’ Dildo, Because Of Course She Did

The hand of adonis... Doesn't get any more Miley than that.

The Infamous ‘Goldman Sachs Elevator’ Plagiarizes Its Tweets

It turns out Goldman Sachs Elevator might be run by a joke-stealing douche!

Here’s a Story About a Guy on Twitter Who Fucks Hot Pockets

Because ... internet? 2014? Commercialization? Art? I don't know.