WTF

Be Careful When You Ask Strangers For Favors Because This Might Happen

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Ask me anything — Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) December 10, 2014 A few times a week, after the work whistle blows (we do have a work whistle, it's fucking annoying, and it also blows whenever someone leaves the room to take a dump) I do a few stand up sets.

football

NFL Defensive End Darnell Dockett Almost Got Kicked Out Of His Jury Duty For Live-Tweeting The Entire Thing

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Jury duty is portrayed to be almost as fun as watching paint dry which, if you ask me, is a pretty good deal considering you get lunch provided to you and I THINK, if I remember all my 1990’s John Grisham crime thriller movies correctly, you get something like $15 a day.

ferguson

Kid Tweets A Hot Take About Shoplifting And Ferguson, Which Turns Into A Pot Calling The Kettle Black Situation

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Has anyone on Twitter ever had to eat a bigger heaping plate of crow than this kid.

ferguson

Adrian Peterson Used Twitter To Make Ferguson About Himself

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There is absolutely nothing similar between the case of Adrian Peterson and the case of Darren Wilson/Michael Brown, besides the fact that they used grand juries to decide whether or not to indict, like hundred of grand juries do every single day.

late night tv

Jimmy Kimmel Dropped ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets 8′ On Us Last Night

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Jimmy Kimmel's 'Celebrities Read Mean Tweets' franchise is consistently one of the best late night segments on TV.


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