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This Is What It Looks Like When You Hit A Turkey With Your Car Going 95mph (Dash Cam Video)

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Newsflash: If you hit a turkey with your car while driving 95-miles-per-hour both the bird and your car are going to end up wrecked.

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Stealth Pooper Drops Soggy Logs On Crowded Hospital Floor, Walks Away Undetected

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Turkey is truly a unique phenomenon, because it's the 'Florida' of both Europe and the Middle East.

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Dude Gets Busted Trying To Smuggle An Entire Case Of Beer Into Soccer Match

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I don't know how much beer costs at a Turkish soccer match, but I do know that a 24 oz Goose Island IPA sets me back $11 at a Yankees game.

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Here’s Jessie J Twerkin’ Her Butt Off While Wearing A Turkey On Her Head Because Something Something Holidays

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Via Instagram There's no better reason to upload of a video of yourself twerking while wearing a Turkey on your head than the holiday season.

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Snotty Brat Tests The Patience Of Man, Gets Dealt With Like A Filthy Goat Herder

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Where the heck is the parent as this video is taking place.

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Turkish Fans Boo Lustily During Moment Of Silence For Murdered Serbian Basketball Fan

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Marko Ivkovic, a fan of Serbian basketball team Red Star Belgrade, was killed by a group of Turkish supporters on his way to a Euroleague game Friday night.

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This Turkey Is The Thanksgiving Übermensch—Can Sit On Command Like A Dog

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This is not your every day run of the mill turkey, this turkey is is übermensch of Thanksgiving, it has evolved into a greater being than other turkeys.

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Turkey has plug and play internet donkeys because WHY THE HELL NOT?!

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What better way to bring the Internet to farmers than by strapping it on the backs of donkeys, amirite.

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This turkey is living the life

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Man, look at this turkey.

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Butterball turkey ends sexism, hooray!

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Cooking stereotypes are a strange collection of nonsense and sexism, but it's finally all over thanks to a bold move by Butterball.


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