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You Won’t Believe How Much Money The TSA Has Made Off Spare Change Left At Airport Security

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The Transportation Security Administration has released its 2014 fiscal year report this week and it looks like all those nickels, dimes and quarters people are forgetting to grab are adding up big time.

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This Lady Learned The Hard Way To Not Go Through Airport Security With A Metal Butt Plug Up Your Ass

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Going through security is probably my favorite activity to do while at any given airport.

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You Have To Admire This Lady Who Tried To Get 2 Guns, 350 Rounds Of Ammo, 33 Pounds Of Marijuana Past The TSA At JFK

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TSA If you've flown out of JFK airport recently, you might have noticed that the TSA isn't giving the same amount of fucks that they used to.

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Drunk guy arrested for doing something awesome, but illegal, at airport

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  It's tough to find activities to pass the time while stuck in an airport.

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TSA All Day: The best gear to get you through airport security

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Unless you're that weird guy who got completely naked to protest the TSA, you've got to go through airport security like everyone else.

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The 13 worst people at every airport security checkpoint

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Each time you fly, you face a pivotal decision: which TSA security checkpoint line will yield the least soul-destroying experience.

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The TSA’s Instagram Account is Absolutely Horrifying

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There are two schools of thought when walking through airport security.

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This is a woman not enjoying being groped by the TSA in San Diego

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A woman attempts to board a flight in San Diego when she comes across a TSA agent who may be a little too grabby.

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TSA to Allow Small Knives on Airplanes Again. HOORAY!

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Let me be clear: I have zero faith in other human beings.

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TSA Believed Man with World’s Largest Penis Was Carrying a Bomb

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Jonah Falcon, who has the largest recorded penis in the world, gave an interview to the Huffington Post today in which he details all the troubles he has when he goes through airport security, with the TSA agents thinking his junk is a bomb strapped to his leg and everything.

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FlyRights app lets you complain when a TSA drone bad-touches you

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Flying sucks for a multitude of reasons, but probably the worst is dealing with the Transportation Safety Administration, an entire government bureaucracy dedicated almost entirely to making you feel safer about getting on an airplane by squeezing your balls or blasting you with radiation.


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