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My boxers are now filled with pre-cum.
Ohhhh, haaaaiiiiiiii there Alexandra Daddario. It is so nice to have you back in our lives again.
"The cow says moo, the dog says bow wow, and what does God say, kids? Nothing. He ain't there."
The Hardy Boys quest for The Yellow King, in which time is just a flat circle...
Because we said so.
Never change, Rust. Never change.
WHATTTTT.... HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS?!?!?!
True Detective's eighth episode, “Form and Void,” didn’t even acknowledge the weight of trying to realize the show's ambitions.
It's like Nintendo had sex with T. Boone Pickens.
Bro king Matthew McConaughey is all the rage these days, and this might just be the very best McConaughey impression to hit […]
Everyone and their brother wants to know who the hell The Yellow King in True Detective actually is. I
Watching this is what perfection feels like.
True Detective isn't about murder. It's about us.
For the sake of all things righteously awesome, I sure as shit hope you’re caught up on True Detective today. […]
“I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in […]
We’ve been covering the hell out of True Detective lately. Maybe that’s because the show deserves it, or maybe that’s […]
I’ve never really been much of a philosophizer. I took one intro-level course on free will for a week, switched […]
[Consider this a counterpoint to "The 'Have You Seen My Favorite Show' Conversation" - Editor] I’ve talked in previous articles […]
A few weeks ago True Detective’s Alexandra Daddario dropped on an unsuspecting world the greatest nude scene in television history. […]
Between Netflix, premium channels like HBO and Showtime and cable networks like AMC and FX, TV shows have gotten A […]
Allow me to fanboy-out for a second. Have you watched Dallas Buyers Club? Or Wolf of Wall Street? Or True Detective? […]
HBO's True Detective with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey is our new favorite show since Breaking Bad. Seriously, if you're not watching it, you can't fathom how fucking
Missed last night while Breaking Bad's cast was firing bullets all over the place—and Eli Manning was misfiring, hey-o!—was the first aired preview for HBO's