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Louis Holtby Scored a Goal That Will Cause Your Loins to Fill With Blood

Tottenham's Louis Holtby scored this magnificent juggling goal against Anzhi yesterday in Champions League action. He proved, unlike Derek Zoolander, he could go left --

Soccer Player Pulls Opponent’s Shorts Down, Revolutionizes Defense

Tottenham's Jan Vertonghen employed a unique defensive strategy on Aston Villa's Nicklas Helenius, who showed the world he is an enormous Walter White fan.