Tag Archives: Toronto blue jays

Jose Bautista Hit a Homer, So Colby Rasmus Pleasured Himself on the Bench

Pretending to jack off is almost as fun as actually doing it. So it makes sense that Toronto Blue Jays outfielder Colby Rasmus would capitalize

Well, Munenori Kawasaki is Our Favorite Baseball Player

Just watch. He's awesome. 

Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher J.A. Happ Takes Liner to the Head, Leaves on Stretcher

There was a truly scary moment in Tampa Bay last night when Toronto Blue Jays pitcher J.A. Happ was struck in the head by a

Watch a Drunk Blue Jays Fan Unleash a Truly Staggering Amount of Vomit after a Game

The last time I saw a guy puke this much:

Insane Older Man Gets His Hands on a Bat at Blue Jays Game, Delights All of Us

It’s Opening Day in Toronto and the fans have baseball fever.

The Miami Marlins Want to Trade Their Entire Team to Toronto

OK, not their ENTIRE team, but at least all the good players not named Giancarlo Stanton. Good thing they got all that taxpayer money to

Blue Jay Yunel Escobar Under Investigation for ‘You Are a F*ggot’ Eye Black

Even for anyone whose Spanish topped out at 12th grade, this was still pretty damn obvious.

Rajai Davis Scales Outfield Fence to Make Incredible Catch

Toronto Blue Jays' Rajai Davis channeled his inner Spider-Man yesterday to make one of the best home-run-robbing catches you’ll see. The left fielder climbed the 10-foot

Toronto Blue Jays Fan Catches Foul Ball Right Between the Legs

Of all the places to catch a foul ball, the groin seems to be one of the least desirable. But one intrepid Toronto Blue Jays

Bryce Harper Absolutely Killed a Baseball

Bryce Harper hit his seventh Major League home run last night. I’m not sure if it’s actually landed yet.

Toronto Blue Jays’ Brett Lawrie Throws His Helmet at an Umpire

Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Brett Lawrie became enraged by consecutive strike calls in the ninth inning of last night’s game against the Tampa Bay

Royals Fan Catches a Foul Ball in a Pop Corn Bucket… Like a Boss

Here's a Kansas City Royals fan catching Eric Hosmer's foul ball with a popcorn bucket on Monday night. Boss status? Absolutely.