Tag Archives: Tom brady

Tom Brady Is Apparently an Ass Man, Pictured Grabbing Gisele’s Butt on the Beach

You've got to see the pics to truly understand. Tom Brady -- You're such a hound.

Jimmy Kimmel Asks Los Angeles Football Fans How Tom Brady Did in the Super Bowl

The latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie-Witness News” features people from Los Angeles talking about Tom Brady’s performance in the [...]
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Here’s Every Single High-Five Tom Brady Was Denied This Year

For just $0.20 a day, you can sponsor your own Tom Brady. Because look how lonely this man is.

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This Sad Tom Brady GIF Will Loop Forever in Our Hearts

/takes deep breath

Tom Brady Just One-Upped John Wall in the No-Look Play Game (GIF)

The other day, John Wall put up this circus shot that went in. 

The Season of No One High-Fiving Tom Brady Continues

The Patriots may be headed to the AFC Championship game, but Tom Brady is having a rough season. His numbers are down and he's

No One Ever Wants to High Five Tom Brady

Here's one we missed when writing the best football and groin-related headlines in the game: Once again, Tom Brady can't buy a high five

23 Times Tom Brady Looked Like a Complete Idiot

I miss the days when Tom Brady had flow. 

Gisele Bundchen Has Her Own Brazilian Lingerie Line and the Video Is Uber Hot

Just a reminder that this is what Tom Brady gets to come home to after a lousy game. When he's not winning on the field, he's

Gisele Wants You to Look at This Glamorous Picture of Her Breastfeeding

Bahahaha. Three people attending to her every superficial need and an infant doing a mammary keg stand. You know, a typical Tuesday afternoon. A moment

Reliant Stadium Security Guards Claim They Were Fired for Taking Pictures With Tom Brady

Two security guards claim they were fired for taking photos with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady after Sunday’s game against the Texans in Houston. 

Do The Patriots Have an Audible Named For Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend?

Probably. But the bigger question is can he use that play to get laid?

GRONK SCORE! BRADY SHOUT! “RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE” (GIF)

Does ANYONE... have ANY idea... what Tom Brady is saying here?

New England Patriots Lose on Controversial Call, Tom Brady Berates Refs

Last night’s Carolina Panthers-New England Patriots game was decided on a controversial call. Against all odds, the call did not go in Tom Brady’s favor.

Tom Brady Bought a $14 Million Apartment In NYC, Because Who Actually Wants to Live In Boston?

Tom Brady's real estate portfolio is certainly getting impressive.... 

Boston Radio Announcers Totally Lose it Over Tom Brady’s Game-Winning Touchdown Pass

Tom Brady led the New England Patriots to an improbable win over the New Orleans Saints yesterday, throwing a game-winning touchdown pass to Kenbrell Thompkins

Julian Edelman Is in the Dog House After This Tom Brady Snub

Now Brady will definitely never give him that cashmere sweater he promised.

Are You Mentally Prepared for the Tom Brady Version of Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’?

You may be a fan of Miley Cyrus’ music or her well-toned body. You may also be a fan of Tom Brady and his rocket

There Is Nothing Wrong With Sitting Down to Pee

During yesterday’s hot and fresh NFL action (now with 400% more safeties, apparently), a fan brought a sign to the Pats-Bills game that made its

Tom Brady on Johnny Football: ‘Don’t Be a Turd’

In many ways, Johnny Manziel has become the new Tim Tebow. He's a better quarterback—well, I guess: the jury's still out on his NFL success—but

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Each Had Awful Commercials Debut in the Last 24 Hours. Whose is Worse?

It's not every day that a power couple takes a collective commercial power dump on the chests of the Joe Six-Packs of the world, but

Tom Brady Gave a Motivational Speech to the University of Michigan Football Team

You know what they say about Michigan Men. Distinguished alumnus Tom Brady swung by the Wolverines practice facility to deliver an epic motivational speech to the

Tom Brady Leaves Practice With Injury on Tim Tebow’s Birthday

Tim Tebow going with the obvious birthday wish. Not subtle at all.

When a Superfan Becomes a Friend: Tom Brady Teams Up with Funny or Die to Make a Humorous Video

Actually two videos--this is the second part of a "wicked accent" series, featuring Tom Brady testing out his comedy acting chops. This deals

Check Out This Video of Tim Tebow and Tom Brady in 2011 Discussing ‘Handful’ Aaron Hernandez

It's almost like foreshadowing, in the sense that it sort of is and sort of isn't. Back in 2011, when Tebow was inducing his mania,

The 25 Coolest Celebrity Homes

Calling a celebrity home cool only works when they have 13 fireplaces, a bowling alley, two pools, and several other features

5 Men Every Bro Should Admire

Listen Bro, right now you are in the caterpillar phase of your life. Like a little caterpillar, you scrounge about in the dirt looking for

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Live in a Sick Mansion With a Moat

If I were married to Gisele Bundchen, I’d want to live in a tiny studio apartment so I’d always be close to her. Wait, is

15 Sexiest WAGs of the NFL Playoffs

This is the time of year every football fan in the world loathes, the end of the NFL season.

Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Houston Texans vs. New England Patriots

If you can’t get excited for tonight’s game, then we just feel sorry for you. Two AFC powerhouses will meet in Foxboro to decide playoff

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Have Spawned Again

Her name is Vivian Lake and there’s absolutely no chance she’ll be ugly when she grows up.

The Top 5 NFL MVP Candidates, Plus the Thursday Night Pick

I love putting together lists as lead-ins for the Thursday night NFL pick and this weekend is no different.  We're past the halfway point in

Seattle Seahawks CB Richard Sherman Taunts Tom Brady After Game With ‘U Mad Bro?’

The Seattle Seahawks pulled off an improbable 24-23 win over the New England Patriots yesterday. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. Cornerback

‘What If Quarterbacks Were Facebook Friends?’ Is Back with a Tremendous Week 5 Recap

A few days ago, we stumbled across Total Pro Sports' uproarious QB Facebook thread, which mostly consisted of elite quarterbacks ripping on their

‘What If Quarterbacks Were Facebook Friends?’ Hilariously Imagines an Elite QB Facebook Thread

This sort of humor seems to be a burgeoning trend, likely because its hilarity is pretty damn spectacular. Huge ups to the folks at

New York City Finally Getting that Giant Painting of Tom Brady It Didnt’ Ask For

UGG knows just what this city needs. More enormous paintings of Tom Brady.

Here’s Tom Brady Singing ‘Call Me Maybe’

Not for nothing, but I met a girl over the weekend who had just seen the Harvard baseball team’s rendition of “Call Me Maybe.” It

Game of Thrones: If Pats Are Lannisters, Who Is Everyone Else?

George R.R. Martin, the author of the novels that inspired HBO's hit series Game of Thrones (and is solely responsible for my existence) recently

Is Tom Brady Funny?

Having already conquered professional football and the art of sleeping with insanely attractive women, it appears Tom Brady has his sights sets on being a

Watch ‘Call Me Brady,’ the ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody About Tom Brady the World’s Been Waiting For

So this exists...