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No Suspects Yet In $70,000 Heist Of Bull Semen, So Be On The Lookout For Black Market Love Sauce

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News broke yesterday of a $300 million jewelry heist in Britain last weekend, but it turns out that wasn't even close to being the most exciting heist that took place over the Easter holiday.

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Kids Steal A Box Of Cocaine From Their Neighbors Except When They Tasted It They Realized…CHRIST I NEED TO GO VOMIT

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Here is some cocaine: Now here are some ashes: Notice how one looks rather lumpy while the other looks smooth like snow.

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Florida Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants

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If there are any shoplifting experts out there I'd love to hear your thoughts on this Florida man who tried stealing a chainsaw by shoving it down his pants.

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Watch This Guy Steal A Port-A-Potty In What Is Probably The Dumbest Video You’ll Happily Watch All Day

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I don’t know who this guy is or why he’s stealing the potty, but I won’t lie when I say that I sat here for 40 seconds and watched him do his darnedest to jack this potty out of a parking lot.

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Former NBA Star Demonstrates Just How Easy It Is To Steal From An Apple Store

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Rex Chapman retired from the NBA in 2000 with 592 career steals.

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This Scumbag Stabs A Walmart Loss Prevention Guard After Getting Stopped For Theft, Promptly Gets DESTROYED

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Being a Loss Prevention guy is like being a cop, except with none of the weapons or training.


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