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Artie Lange Told Jimmy Fallon Hilarious Story of Having Sex with Vegas Strippers And How He Kept Them from Stealing His Shit

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Artie Lange had Jimmy Fallon laughing his ass off last night as he taught The Tonight Show audience and AMERICA how to bang Vegas strippers and keep them from stealing when you eventually have to take a post-sex piss.

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Jimmy Fallon Handed Out Superlatives to Pro Golfers After the PGA Championship, Pulled No Punches

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Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods got off easy, probably because they're the only people on this list that would ever be on The Tonight Show, but some of the other tour players can't say the same.