Tag Archives: The onion

Report: Average White Male WAY Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

They're talking about you, yo.

In 2008, The Onion Eerily Foreshadowed Miley Cyurs’ Future Career

Jay Z said it best: Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerking. Last night, in what was one of the more... surprising VMA performances in

‘New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick,’ Says Hilarious New Onion Video

The Onion has found the logical next step from Google Glass. And it involves fellatio. Funny stuff here:

Burger King Introduces Hands-Free Whopper, Maybe Inspired by The Onion

The Onion. June 3, 2008: "New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less."

The Onion Scarily Predicted CNN’s Coverage of the Steubenville Rapists

The Onion is one of the most consistently funny websites on the Internet. It also has a knack for publishing stories that hit a little

Great Apple Maps Parody Reveals the Obvious Reason Why the iOS6 Maps Were So Terrible

Of course. This was just an excuse for Apple to completely reconfigure the earth. How did we not realize this? 

‘Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know That Pornography Exists’

Pure brilliance from The Onion.

The Onion Mocks People Who Use Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought

There are plenty of good uses for social media: Smack talking fans of a rival football team. Discovering long lost friends with common interests. Staying

The Onion Brilliantly Satirizes the Bullsh*t Labs That Are TED Talks

For every TED talk out there with an illuminating message and convincing case to be made for whatever it is the speaker is pushing, there's

Stephen A. Smith Thought An Article In ‘The Onion’ Was Real; Feigned Outrage

Today in glorious satire (key word) headlines from "The Onion": "Stephen A. Smith Thinking Son Is Finally Ready For The Sex Argument." Hilarious to everyone

Can’t Stand SportsCenter? Watch The Onion’s SportsDome

Do you think the on-air personalities at ESPN try too hard (Except you, Scott Van Pelt)? Good. Me too. Tonight's the season preimere on The