50 shades

‘The Onion’ Just Gave ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Its First Good Review

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Today is the day that 'Fifty Shades of Grey' hits theaters nationwide, and if you can't already hear that crescendo of humming building it's the sound of a billion vibrators nationwide getting turned on for the first time.

The Onion

In 2008, The Onion Eerily Foreshadowed Miley Cyurs’ Future Career

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Jay Z said it best: Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerking.

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Reviews of Amazon Studios’ comedy pilots

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You could watch them all instead of doing any work today.

The Onion

The Onion Scarily Predicted CNN’s Coverage of the Steubenville Rapists

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The Onion is one of the most consistently funny websites on the Internet.

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The perfect way to fix Apple’s Maps on iOS

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Sure, Apple could fix its buggy Maps app with a lot of hard work.

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The Onion Mocks People Who Use Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought

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There are plenty of good uses for social media: Smack talking fans of a rival football team.


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