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Rihanna’s New $7 Million Mansion Is Called ‘The Fortress,’ Is Real Estate Porn at Its Finest

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After several bouts with stalkers, Rihanna has put her $15 million dollar house on the market and decided to rent this more secure, concrete monstrosity dubbed "The Fortress.

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The Fortress proves even a safe can be made douchey

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Tech bloggers quickly learn that if the world "luxury" is tied to a gadget, you're likely going to see something idiotic, something that takes an absurd degree of wealth and a mind-blowing lack of self-awareness not to realize that buying it instantly tells everyone you're a douchebag.


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