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The Dick Nick Championship: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

It’s been a long, hard, and often dysfunctional road, but in the end, two Dicks are standing where 64 once stood.  This year’s bracket had

The Dick Nicks Final Four: Which Pro Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

We press on. Let the flesh-cutting begin.

2013 Dick Nick Championships Elite 8: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

Guess we're just jumping right in. 

2013 Dick Nick Championships Round 3: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

We asked you to answer some important dick-related questions in the second round of the inaugural Dick Nick Championships, and you guys responded in droves.

2013 Dick Nick Championships Round 2: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

We asked you to answer some important dick-related questions in the first round of the inaugural Dick Nick Championships, and you guys responded in droves.

2013 Dick Nick Championships: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

We all know athletes secretly refer to their junk by their publically given nicknames.  If my nickname was Black Mamba, I would, too.  But this