Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story.
I'm estimating a budget of about 10 cents.
Not that anyone would donate money for a $200 cup in the first place.
By now we've all seen the mugshot of Jeremy Meeks, the felon with the chiseled jawline and two buckets of ice water for eyes.
Neighbors be damned, because sometimes you just need to fire a weapon in your goddamn yard.
When the going gets tough, the tough give up.