Tag Archives: The 9th semester
Things are about to change, Bro.
Face it. You've got no chance.
Ravenous. The whole lot of 'em.
Cathartic, sloppy, and often unexpected, yes, puke is one of life’s fun surprises.
In the real world people pretend to act like adults. They wear drab clothes, eat salad, and schedule their sex lives.
I’ll always enjoy that intoxicating sound, that hollow, muffled, plastic-on-plastic noise, that’s promptly followed by cheers and high fives.
Cheating begins with a lie that you tell yourself. Everyone else is doing it! It’s not that bad! Nobody will know!
It’s a sinking feeling, but I’m not on a roller coaster, stuck on a shipwreck, or battling vertigo.
A wonderful little dried flower can help you make friends, listen to better music and get laid.
The sobering reality sets in even though I’m still a little buzzed. “Today is the day,” I think, somberly comprehending my inescapable fate.
The college cafeteria. We've all been there. We've all spent countless hours eating and watching others eat in there. Here are the five girls you'll
A few summers ago a bored genius frat bro invented icing. It's time for a comeback!
College is a time where your social circle expands faster than a sophomore’s waistline during midterms.
Drinking > Studying
After several hours of boozing, I really needed to pee, and it got to the desperation point.
1-Waking Up: Confused, you open your eyes and survey whatever nest of blankets and coats you roosted in last night. Akin to a PTSD-riddled veteran,
Anxiety pulsates through your body—some cave to a sweet tooth, others concede to a ranch tooth, and right now you and your alcohol tooth just
New Year’s is over. You’ve already broken your resolution to eat less, exercise more, or be nice to people. Life on break has become a
If you're truly a beacon of productivity, you'll spend this time focusing on real accomplishments.
Here’s the scenario: you’re back in town from college, or from wherever you’ve been working, and you’re out with old friends grabbing some drinks to
It’s that time of the year again, finals week is almost upon us (try to contain your excitement)! Sleepless nights, poor personal hygiene, Adderall induced
Crucial information. Trying to live without rendezbooze in your vocabulary is not really living at all, now is it?
No Sleep, in addition to being a song your roommate exhaustingly overplayed during your junior year of college, is something that
They always say high school sports is all about the life lessons. They were sort of right.
The past fifteen years has arguably been the greatest stretch in the history of television. While you've probably heard that statement
The thing about being friends with someone, particularly over a long period of time, is that you also have to be
Pregames are a lot like life before age 30--though we all know pretty much where things are heading, not enough time
"Selling out" has a very interesting connotation in today's Drake lyric-filled world. On one hand, the term seems to represent compromising
Oftentimes, the demands of life require people to be good at stuff. But not everyone is good at stuff, so some people have to lie
It's the stetch run. And although you'll try to your hardest to #makeitcount these next few days, they'll probably go something like this:
Time occured. And you, the college Brohemoth, took that time and did a bunch of things that would sound more impressive if you deemed them
The "group" project stereotype usually goes like this--one person does all the work, the others do nothing, the others only do nothing cause the one
It’s a cold world out there. Unless you’re from Florida, in which case it’s a cold world in there. (The passion for air conditioning in
Yes THE FINAL FOUR, but most people have stopped giving a shit--our brackets are shot, our Dunk Cities have gone the way of the Baltimore
For reasons known to most everyone, Investment Banking and related professions have become the de-facto thing to do if you’re smart, driven, and generally well-adjusted
My roommate and I recently came to the conclusion that drinking a lot of alcohol, from the first vestige of pregame to the final stage
Certain campuses are bigger hotspots than others, but given the hipster love affair with the concept of osmosis (populate places not currently populated), it's a
Westeros Class of 2013.
The majority of us have been on Facebook for over half a decade now.