vomiting

The 5 Stages We All Go Through Before Drunkenly Vomiting

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Cathartic, sloppy, and often unexpected, yes, puke is one of life’s fun surprises.

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The 4 Worst People to Play Drinking Games With

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I’ll always enjoy that intoxicating sound, that hollow, muffled, plastic-on-plastic noise, that’s promptly followed by cheers and high fives.

the 9th semester

How Cheating Will Ruin Your Life

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Cheating begins with a lie that you tell yourself.

writing papers

The Fine Art of Bullshitting Your Way Through Any Paper

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It’s a sinking feeling, but I’m not on a roller coaster, stuck on a shipwreck, or battling vertigo.

Weed

Why Weed Is So Important to College

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A wonderful little dried flower can help you make friends, listen to better music and get laid.

the 9th semester

What the Hell Should I Do With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?

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The sobering reality sets in even though I’m still a little buzzed.

the 9th semester

Why Bros Need to Start Icing Bros Again

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A few summers ago a bored genius frat bro invented icing.

the 9th semester

9 Friends You’ll Stop Seeing After College

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College is a time where your social circle expands faster than a sophomore’s waistline during midterms.

worst places on earth

The Agony of Waiting in a Long Line to Take a Piss in a Crowded Bar

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After several hours of boozing, I really needed to pee, and it got to the desperation point.

the 9th semester

The Three Risks of Arriving Early to a Party

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Anxiety pulsates through your body—some cave to a sweet tooth, others concede to a ranch tooth, and right now you and your alcohol tooth just can’t wait any longer.


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