Tag Archives: Texts

How To Perfectly Respond To People Who Don’t Text Back

We all have that friend who waits and eternity to respond to a text. Hell, maybe that person is you.

Girls PERFECTLY Trolls a Wrong Number Text from a Guy

Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Mom Is Pretty Good at Texting

Like father, like son.

Bro Sends Most Ridiculous Sext Ever to the Wrong Number

It seems like everyone on the planet is obsessed with sexting these days, even though it's probably against their better judgement.

7 Times Texts Were The Best Way To Say It

"I don't see the problem with drunk texting... How else would my friends know that I love that at 3am?"

‘Straight White Boys Texting’ Is Putting Douche Texts from Guys On Blast

The Internet loves, loves, lovesssss putting douchey guys who text creepy things to girls they don't know on blast.

9 Perfect Responses To Sexts

Nailed it.

College Bro Takes a Girl to Vegas, She Is NOT Happy After He Drinks Her Bottle of Unopened Jack Daniels

Pretty sure it just wasn't meant to be. Better luck next time.

This Drunk Texting Story Is Freakin’ Great

I laughed pretty hard at this. Bros... We need more stories like this. E-mail us your stories....

Bros Trolls a Girl Who Really Wants to Have Sex With Him on Tinder

Over the weekend, a reader sent us this curious Tinder conversation he had with “some chick in Boston.” He writes, […]

What If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom?

Hook-up: "Hey sweetie, I left some leftovers in the fridge!" You: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KEY?!?!?!" 

Is This The Best Break-Up Text of All Time?

So honest. How can it not be? 

Bro Awesomely Trolls a Man on Craigslist Who’s Selling a Chili’s Gift Card via Text Messages

It's been well-over a month since we've heard from our favorite text trolls, Textastrophe.  They're back with an awesome prank on a rando Craigslist dude

How to Text a Girl

Texting is an artform.YouTube user sWooZie just dropped perhaps the best video guide for stepping up your texting game ever. All it takes is a great set-up

6 Reasons Parents Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Text

Parents text some WEIRD stuff... 

This iPhone Texting Prank Is Great and Will Drive Your Friends Freakin’ Nuts

The Bros at Gizmodo discovered an excellent prank that will cause your friends with iPhones to bug the f- out. You know those blinking dots

Ricky Gervais Asked Twitter to Ask Their Grandparents About The Most Important Thing They’ve Learned

Comedian Ricky Gervais is currently on a PR offensive for his new Netflix show "Derek." The show is about people who work with old folks

I Can’t Stop Laughing at This Text Message Prank to a Personal Driver Ad

Textastrophe keeps getting better and better and better. If you didn't read their text message prank to a TGI Fridays manager, go do that here. 

What Happens When You Text Drake Lyrics to Your Ex?

This is such a great prank from our friends over at Pigeons and Planes. They thought it'd be funny to text Drake lyrics to their

The Girl Who Sent That Brutal Text Message Rejection Has an Interesting Backstory

Hey, remember that brutal text message rejection I posted about earlier today? Gawker unearthed some of the backstory and it's worth a follow-up. The text belongs

This Text Message Rejection From a Girl Is Brutal, Kind of Crazy

This text message has been the source of much Reddit deliberation, mostly because it seems to be from a girl who sent the message than

Expert Ways To Handle Wrong Number Texts

I love it when you get a text from someone who's al llike, "Yo, where the party at?" and then they realize it's a wrong

I Can’t Stop Laughing at This Text Message Prank to a TGI Friday’s Manager

Looks guys, I know we've posted about Textastrophe before (see: here, here, here, and here), but it's still our favorite Tumblr in the game. Their latest trolling

Your Boss Is Reading Your Texts

If you've been given a work phone, it's a given that you shouldn't send sexts or compromising messages or "Hey, do you guys have any

Sweet Mother Of…. ‘Mass Text’ Is the Most Batsh*t Music Video Ever Created

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!! “Mass Text” by Tay Allyn is in the tradition of shitty, whimsical YouTube videos started by Rebecca Black's "Friday." It also wins

8 Simple Rules To Text Messaging

America, with your birthday coming up, it’s time we had a heart-to-heart. I feel like we haven’t talked in a while, probably because we’ve both

Bro Sends Epic Text Prank About a Car Grill, Plus More Funny Text Messages

This week for Text Thursday, I'm going to open with two prank text-thread update from the wildly popular, super hilarious Tumblr site, Textastrophe.com. Their prank

An Awkward Encounter With a Married Woman In a Bar, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Reminder to send your text messages for next week's edition of Text Thursday here. 

Drunk Texts from Uncle Chuck, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Dude... Uncle Chuck kind of sounds like THE MAN. 

Bro Named ‘Tank’ Texts a Bro a Wrong Number Thinking It’s a Girl, Doesn’t Know Who Amanda Bynes Is

Wonderful text saga sent here from a loyal BroBible reader. Here's the story: "Some girl gave this guy the wrong number,

One Girl’s Thoughts on ‘The Game’ of Hooking-Up

Growing up we’re taught if you want something, you give it your all, dedicate yourself to that goal and give your heart and soul; don’t

Blind Date Goes Terribly Wrong, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Reminder to double check who you're blasting out those text messages to. Also: Send us your funny text messages for next week's Text Thursday! 

The Hipster Paradox, Plus More 8 Funny Text Messages

I'm going to start this week's Text Thursday with a little real talk: You guys flat out SUCKED this past week at sending in your

‘Assuming You Are a Fellow Bro Who Pulled a Number Off a Lady,’ Plus More Funny Text Messages

Bros. BROS... BROS!!!! Can I get your attention here for a second? This is actually an absolutely brilliant tip for avoiding a wrong number situation.

Cool Fart Story, Bro, Tell It Again! Plus 18 More Funny Text Messages

The best part about this story, in my personal opinion, is that this Bro was texting his buddy to let him know that Wal-Mart has

Text Thursdays: Introducing ‘The Phone Moan,’ Plus 13 More Funny Text Messages

Hey, hey, it's the best day of the week: Text Thursday. To start today, we'd like to bring your attention to a new thing called

Is Ebroticons the Next Great App for Android Bros Up Their Texting Game?

A sweet, Bro-worthy app recently popped up in the Google Play store: Ebroticons, an emoticons texting app claiming it's "just for Bros." If you've ever

Bro Dad Has a Question for Son After a Business Trip in Amsterdam, Plus 13 More Funny Text Messages

Uh-oh! Just got back from Amsterdam, eh? Someone's "friend" is worried about a drug test! Your secret is safe with us, Dad. 

Text Thursdays: RE: Getting the V on Valentine’s Day, Plus 18 More Funny Text Messages

Text Thursday is here and it's ready for Valentine's Day. Have a great text message for next week? Drop us an e-mail right here.  Also... If

Text Thursdays: It Was Just That Memorable, Plus 12 More Funny Text Messages

Welcome to another edition of Text Thursdays. Bros, it's time to up your game. We need your funny text messages for next week's edition BAD.