Look, I'm all for enacting some petty revenge just for the sake of fucking with people, but giving someone a fake address and then being all "Surprise.
Not everyone is capable of trolling at the highest levels.
I'll admit it: I text while I drive.
This is the boldest strategy imaginable.
Everyone has fallen victim to the texting walker not watching out for people in front of him.
We all have that friend who waits and eternity to respond to a text.
The next time you get a text from your ex, throw one these clever responses their way, Bros.
My brother's cheating ex texted him last night when the power went out.
Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown.