Tag Archives: Texting
We all have that friend who waits and eternity to respond to a text. Hell, maybe that person is you.
The next time you get a text from your ex, throw one these clever responses their way, Bros.
My brother's cheating ex texted him last night when the power went out. I got this screen shot this morning.
Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.
Comic-Con is one of those bucket list life experiences I want to never have again.
This man is an expert at being annoying to people who annoy everyone.
The messenger app YO is how all the cool kids are communicating these days.
Some things you just don't mess with. A woman's tampon is one of them. Divorce coming in 5... 4... 3...
It seems like everyone on the planet is obsessed with sexting these days, even though it's probably against their better judgement.
Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.
"We still coming."
Bros, the next time some girl texts you that she wants to see you, hit her back with a text that you can just check
Much like first dibs on lifeboats, emoticons are a thing for women and children. Text already speaks for itself; that’s the entire point of it.
"I don't see the problem with drunk texting... How else would my friends know that I love that at 3am?"
None of us have escaped the Age of Technology without spilling blood somewhere along the road.
The Internet loves, loves, lovesssss putting douchey guys who text creepy things to girls they don't know on blast.
Don't be "the creepy guy," Bros. No one likes "the creepy guy."
This is going to be a gamechanger when it comes to sexting...
This is pretty fucking fake, but about as amusing as it gets for a blog post on a Friday afternoon in June when we'd all
Person of the Internet @KaneZipperman was sick of getting cutesy text messages from an ex-girlfriend who cheated on him with his so-called best friend.
Classic Millenial behavior.
Too bad the guy stopped replying before they could work a Rainbow Road or Koopa Troopa Beach reference in.
Awwwww girl... Don't you hate it when you're trying to text someone and be all cool, except it's to the wrong person? Yeah...
They get right to the heart of the matter.
A Bro can never have enough advice when it comes to texting girls.
This is Broetry in its purest form. Dat ye old mic drop.
It's easy to avoid a shitstorm involving the nudes you sent an ex... just don't send 'em.
Our Bros from Textastrophe are at it again, back to trolling people who leave their phone numbers in public places.
You know you've been here: A chick sends you a hot selfie and it's like, "shit... it's my turn."
This experience has happened to EVERY single one of us
Over the weekend, a reader sent us this curious Tinder conversation he had with “some chick in Boston.” He writes, […]
Hook-up: "Hey sweetie, I left some leftovers in the fridge!" You: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KEY?!?!?!"
It's been well-over a month since we've heard from our favorite text trolls, Textastrophe. They're back with an awesome prank on a rando Craigslist dude