Tag Archives: Texting

This Guy Faked His Own Death to a Girl Over Text Message After She Didn’t Respond to Him, Plan Backfires Epically

This is the boldest strategy imaginable.

How To Perfectly Respond To People Who Don’t Text Back

We all have that friend who waits and eternity to respond to a text. Hell, maybe that person is you.

Perfect Responses To a Text From Your Ex

The next time you get a text from your ex, throw one these clever responses their way, Bros.

If Your Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Tries to Booty Call You During a Power Outage, You Can Always Respond Like This Guy

My brother's cheating ex texted him last night when the power went out. I got this screen shot this morning.

Girls PERFECTLY Trolls a Wrong Number Text from a Guy

Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.

Man Eats ‘Shrooms at Comic-Con, Documents Tripping His Face Off via Text Messages to His Friend

Comic-Con is one of those bucket list life experiences I want to never have again.

Man Does What Everyone Should Do When a Spammer Texts Them Something Stupid

This man is an expert at being annoying to people who annoy everyone.

This Group Text Perfectly Describes What It’s Like to Get a ‘YO’ From Your Friend While Having Sex

The messenger app YO is how all the cool kids are communicating these days.

There’s No Way This Prank This Husband Pulled On His Wife Ended Well

Some things you just don't mess with. A woman's tampon is one of them. Divorce coming in 5... 4... 3...

Bro Sends Most Ridiculous Sext Ever to the Wrong Number

It seems like everyone on the planet is obsessed with sexting these days, even though it's probably against their better judgement.

Guy Expertly Trolls Person Who Is Trying to Sell a Ping Pong Table on Craigslist

Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.

Woman Getting Married Accidentally Sends Text-Invite To Wrong Number, Random Men Show Up For Wedding Photos Anyway

"We still coming."

How to Sarcastically Respond to Flirty Text Messages

Bros, the next time some girl texts you that she wants to see you, hit her back with a text that you can just check

You Can’t Call Yourself an Adult Man if You Use These 10 Emoticons

Much like first dibs on lifeboats, emoticons are a thing for women and children. Text already speaks for itself; that’s the entire point of it.

7 Times Texts Were The Best Way To Say It

"I don't see the problem with drunk texting... How else would my friends know that I love that at 3am?"

5 Situations When You Must Call Her and Not Text

None of us have escaped the Age of Technology without spilling blood somewhere along the road.

‘Straight White Boys Texting’ Is Putting Douche Texts from Guys On Blast

The Internet loves, loves, lovesssss putting douchey guys who text creepy things to girls they don't know on blast.

Creep On Bus Won’t Stop Reading Girl’s Texts, So She And Her Friend Fuck With Him

Don't be "the creepy guy," Bros. No one likes "the creepy guy."

Soon You’ll Be Able to Text Smells

This is going to be a gamechanger when it comes to sexting...

How to Text Girls: A Guide for Bros

Good luck on getting those "U up?" texts, Bros:

The 8 Most Dad Texts Ever Sent

Texts from dad are awesome.

Bro Spits Texting Game to Try to Bang Best Friend’s Mom, Gets Destroyed

This is pretty fucking fake, but about as amusing as it gets for a blog post on a Friday afternoon in June when we'd all

Bro Expertly Texts an Ex-Girlfriend Who Cheated On Him with His Best Friend

Person of the Internet @KaneZipperman was sick of getting cutesy text messages from an ex-girlfriend who cheated on him with his so-called best friend.

9 Perfect Responses To Sexts

Nailed it.

Johnny Manziel’s Text Message to Cleveland Browns: “Hurry Up and Draft Me”

Classic Millenial behavior.

What Up, Future? You Can Now Text 911

It's about fucking time.

Trolls Troll a Go Kart Repair Shop for Mario Kart Services via Text Messages

Too bad the guy stopped replying before they could work a Rainbow Road or Koopa Troopa Beach reference in.

The Most Romantic Texts Ever Sent To The Wrong Person

Awwwww girl... Don't you hate it when you're trying to text someone and be all cool, except it's to the wrong person? Yeah...

The Government’s New Anti-Texting and Driving PSAs Are Vicious

They get right to the heart of the matter.

A Bro’s Guide To Emojis

More like e-bro-ji. If you learn to use them right.

21 Brotips For Texting Girls

A Bro can never have enough advice when it comes to texting girls.

Bro Comes Up with a Great Way To Say ‘I’d Like to Sit On Your Face’ via Text Message

This is Broetry in its purest form. Dat ye old mic drop.

5 Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Life With the Nude Photos You Texted Her

It's easy to avoid a shitstorm involving the nudes you sent an ex... just don't send 'em.

Bro Perfectly Prank Texts a Personal Trainer Advertising Her Services on Craigslist

Our Bros from Textastrophe are at it again, back to trolling people who leave their phone numbers in public places.

This Is How Every Bro Snapchats with Girls

You know you've been here: A chick sends you a hot selfie and it's like, "shit... it's my turn."

The ‘Five Stages of Text Grief’ Perfectly Sums up the Panic after Asking a Girl Out

This experience has happened to EVERY single one of us

Bros Trolls a Girl Who Really Wants to Have Sex With Him on Tinder

Over the weekend, a reader sent us this curious Tinder conversation he had with “some chick in Boston.” He writes, […]

What If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom?

Hook-up: "Hey sweetie, I left some leftovers in the fridge!" You: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KEY?!?!?!" 

Is This The Best Break-Up Text of All Time?

So honest. How can it not be? 

Bro Awesomely Trolls a Man on Craigslist Who’s Selling a Chili’s Gift Card via Text Messages

It's been well-over a month since we've heard from our favorite text trolls, Textastrophe.  They're back with an awesome prank on a rando Craigslist dude