Tag Archives: Texting

Bro Sends Most Ridiculous Sext Ever to the Wrong Number

It seems like everyone on the planet is obsessed with sexting these days, even though it's probably against their better judgement.

Guy Expertly Trolls Person Who Is Trying to Sell a Ping Pong Table on Craigslist

Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.

Woman Getting Married Accidentally Sends Text-Invite To Wrong Number, Random Men Show Up For Wedding Photos Anyway

"We still coming."

How to Sarcastically Respond to Flirty Text Messages

Bros, the next time some girl texts you that she wants to see you, hit her back with a text that you can just check

You Can’t Call Yourself an Adult Man if You Use These 10 Emoticons

Much like first dibs on lifeboats, emoticons are a thing for women and children. Text already speaks for itself; that’s the entire point of it.

7 Times Texts Were The Best Way To Say It

"I don't see the problem with drunk texting... How else would my friends know that I love that at 3am?"

5 Situations When You Must Call Her and Not Text

None of us have escaped the Age of Technology without spilling blood somewhere along the road.

‘Straight White Boys Texting’ Is Putting Douche Texts from Guys On Blast

The Internet loves, loves, lovesssss putting douchey guys who text creepy things to girls they don't know on blast.

Creep On Bus Won’t Stop Reading Girl’s Texts, So She And Her Friend Fuck With Him

Don't be "the creepy guy," Bros. No one likes "the creepy guy."

Soon You’ll Be Able to Text Smells

This is going to be a gamechanger when it comes to sexting...

How to Text Girls: A Guide for Bros

Good luck on getting those "U up?" texts, Bros:

The 8 Most Dad Texts Ever Sent

Texts from dad are awesome.

Bro Spits Texting Game to Try to Bang Best Friend’s Mom, Gets Destroyed

This is pretty fucking fake, but about as amusing as it gets for a blog post on a Friday afternoon in June when we'd all

Bro Expertly Texts an Ex-Girlfriend Who Cheated On Him with His Best Friend

Person of the Internet @KaneZipperman was sick of getting cutesy text messages from an ex-girlfriend who cheated on him with his so-called best friend.

9 Perfect Responses To Sexts

Nailed it.

Johnny Manziel’s Text Message to Cleveland Browns: “Hurry Up and Draft Me”

Classic Millenial behavior.
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What Up, Future? You Can Now Text 911

It's about fucking time.

Trolls Troll a Go Kart Repair Shop for Mario Kart Services via Text Messages

Too bad the guy stopped replying before they could work a Rainbow Road or Koopa Troopa Beach reference in.

The Most Romantic Texts Ever Sent To The Wrong Person

Awwwww girl... Don't you hate it when you're trying to text someone and be all cool, except it's to the wrong person? Yeah...

The Government’s New Anti-Texting and Driving PSAs Are Vicious

They get right to the heart of the matter.

A Bro’s Guide To Emojis

More like e-bro-ji. If you learn to use them right.

21 Brotips For Texting Girls

A Bro can never have enough advice when it comes to texting girls.

Bro Comes Up with a Great Way To Say ‘I’d Like to Sit On Your Face’ via Text Message

This is Broetry in its purest form. Dat ye old mic drop.

5 Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Life With the Nude Photos You Texted Her

It's easy to avoid a shitstorm involving the nudes you sent an ex... just don't send 'em.

Bro Perfectly Prank Texts a Personal Trainer Advertising Her Services on Craigslist

Our Bros from Textastrophe are at it again, back to trolling people who leave their phone numbers in public places.

This Is How Every Bro Snapchats with Girls

You know you've been here: A chick sends you a hot selfie and it's like, "shit... it's my turn."

The ‘Five Stages of Text Grief’ Perfectly Sums up the Panic after Asking a Girl Out

This experience has happened to EVERY single one of us

Bros Trolls a Girl Who Really Wants to Have Sex With Him on Tinder

Over the weekend, a reader sent us this curious Tinder conversation he had with “some chick in Boston.” He writes, […]

What If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom?

Hook-up: "Hey sweetie, I left some leftovers in the fridge!" You: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KEY?!?!?!" 

Is This The Best Break-Up Text of All Time?

So honest. How can it not be? 

Bro Awesomely Trolls a Man on Craigslist Who’s Selling a Chili’s Gift Card via Text Messages

It's been well-over a month since we've heard from our favorite text trolls, Textastrophe.  They're back with an awesome prank on a rando Craigslist dude

How to Text a Girl

Texting is an artform.YouTube user sWooZie just dropped perhaps the best video guide for stepping up your texting game ever. All it takes is a great set-up

‘Merry Christmas Exclamation Point’ Is Jon Lajoie’s New Song About Ridiculous Holiday Texting

I hate when people I don't keep in touch with text me on the holidays (proof below). And I take comfort in knowing that Jon Lajoie seems

Here’s What Happens When You Text R. Kelly Lyrics To Your Significant Other

A couple months ago the Bros at Pigeons and Planes texted Drake lyrics to their exes. Now they're back texting (...or even sexting) steamy R.

SendMeYourSexts.com Will Act Out Your Sexts and Then Send You the Sex Video

Genius. Just...GENIUS.  For the paltry sum of $80, Send Me Your Sexts will take your raunchiest sexts, act them out in a video, produce that video, and

15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes)

Our Bros over at Cracked have a hilarous installment from the wonderful folks over at Texts from Superheroes. Check it out: 

How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin Your Life

This is the most accurate video ever made about texting mind games, which we all can agree are the WORST. 

6 Reasons Parents Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Text

Parents text some WEIRD stuff... 

Bro Hilariously Trolls an Artist Trying to Sell an Ugly Painting

The funniest Tumblr on the Internet, Textastrophe, just keeps getting better and better with the text message pranks. A couple of weeks ago they blew up the

Learn Texting 101 With I’m Shmacked

These college kids, despite being drunk, have surprisingly good advice.