Tag Archives: Texas
What a fucking state.
And they didn't even put it on sale.
When people ask me why I didn’t go to college in Texas (a state I, incidentally, recently had tattooed on my bicep), I usually sweat
The complexity of human emotion.
Nothing to say here.
Pack it up, folks; it has been real. We had some fun, enjoyed some laughs, but this is the end. Rick Perry thinks weed possession decriminalized, which
Texas Longhorns forward Jonathan Holmes lofted up a three-pointer as time expired last night against Kansas State. He knew it was going in and posed
Texas Longhorns fans, how excited are you about new football coach Charlie Strong? Are you excited enough to buy season tickets? Are you excited enough
We've seen a lot of great marching band performances this year. But this was the most thoughtful.
Mack Brown's 16-year tenure at Texas came to an unceremonious end last night with a 30-7 loss to Oregon in the Alamo Bowl. It was
At least he tried? I expect C- work like this from Texas A&M fans, but a UT fan? Come on, Bro....
"Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," Dave Wilson said of his election win.
With Mack Brown coaching for his job, Texas came from behind to beat Iowa State last night. They were greatly aided by the referees. That’s
Texas Governor Rick Perry has a campaign in which he tries to convince businesses from other states to take operations down to the Lonestar State.
This might be my second favorite mug shot in recent memory. The first is still, and always will be, this one -- MAN. His obese non-neck
I've never sniffed a law school classroom, obviously, but we're either looking at the strangest interpretation of "nighttime theft" ever, or the worst prosecution team
Absolutely devestating news in West, Texas, where a fertilizer plant exploded on Wednesday evening after a fire. Firefighters were fighting the fire at the time
DRUNK TEXAS GIRLS ALERT....
The security at last night’s Alamo Bowl in San Antonio wasn’t exactly impressive. This joker took advantage of the moment by running on the field,
It turns out that not everyone is down with that. Who knew?
She looks like an angel!
It all started out with a chair being lynched in Bud Johnson's front yard. Then on Wednesday, the Burnt Orange Report contacted him claiming that
Turns out $60 million dollars in public money buys you a whole lot of high school football stadium in Allen, Texas. Specifically, 18,000-seats (hey, they have 8,000
This Adam Reposa guy is 100% a legit lawyer -- a criminal defense attorney to be exact -- and he's OUT OF HIS F*CKING MIND.
Oh boy. This is a hairy situation. Those attending this weekend’s commencement at the University of Texas’ School of Public Affairs were privy to a
When you wake up hungover tomorrow and feel like you’ve been hit by a bus, then you’ll have a little compassion for University
A series of tornadoes were spotted in the Dallas area an hour or so ago, including one that damaged buildings on the ground. Texas Rangers
The Texas Armoring Corporation is apparently a world-wide leader in bulletproofing cars and creating armored cash-in-transit vehicles (I'm particularly fond of their "armored
A new resident moved into a neighborhood in Abilene, Texas and decided to decorate his front yard with a miniature replica of Michelangelo's Statue of
On Tuesday night a lightning storm in Fort Worth, Texas sparked a chain reaction of exploding transformers. According to the Star-Telegram, the freak storm caused
Waco, Texas has a new lunch joint and it's called "Fat Ho Burger." It's menu of grilled delecies include Sloppy Ho Brisket, the Supa Dupa
If you've watched "Friday Night Lights," you understand the gravity of high school football in the Lonestar State; it ranks somewhere below cancer and delicious
Sadly, this week we've failed in our journalistic mission to bring you the very best fan fights from the wide world of sports. Until now.