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School bans sunscreen because ‘kids could drink it’ and we’re all huge pussies

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Apparently San Antonio, Texas is now ground zero for the further pussification of America, because a school there has just banned sunscreen on campus.

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4 Things Nobody Ever Tells You About Texas

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When people ask me why I didn’t go to college in Texas (a state I, incidentally, recently had tattooed on my bicep), I usually sweat profusely.

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Jonathan Holmes’ Sank a Gorgeous Buzzer-Beater for Texas

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Texas Longhorns forward Jonathan Holmes lofted up a three-pointer as time expired last night against Kansas State.

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Black is the New Brown, Claims Terrible Texas Longhorns Shirt

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Texas Longhorns fans, how excited are you about new football coach Charlie Strong.

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Very Sad Texas Fan is Very Sad

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Mack Brown's 16-year tenure at Texas came to an unceremonious end last night with a 30-7 loss to Oregon in the Alamo Bowl.