Tag Archives: Team usa

These Two Hippies Have No Idea How to Play Soccer

Smoking dope.

American Soccer Hero Clint Dempsey’s New Rap Single Dropped Today (Seriously)

No, seriously.

This Bro Made a ‘SEAL Team 6′ Team USA Soccer Jersey

The most bad ass thing to ever grace the back of a soccer jersey.

Canada’s Women’s Hockey Team Left Men’s Team this Inspirational Note Before They Tore Out Our Hearts in Today’s Semi Final

This note was left in Team Canada’s locker room today prior to their game against the U.S., which they obviously […]

USA Hockey has a ‘Dear Canada’ Video to Get You Pumped For Tomorrow’s Semi-Final

Team USA has one final hurdle to make it to the Olympic Hockey final. That hurdle is Canada, our brothers […]

David Backes’ Goal For Team USA Against the Czech Republic Was a Thing of Beauty

I played hockey growing up, and one thing my coaches always stressed was “throw the puck at the net. Good […]

Hero Student Calls Teacher a Communist Over Team USA Olympic Ice Hockey, Gets Detention

  All credit goes to Barstool for this incredible get. Getting detention for calling a teacher a communist because they wouldn’t […]

U.S. Hockey Player T.J. Oshie Had an Amazing Response After Being Called a ‘Hero’

YES, YES, YES and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A. Just had good talk with America's newest hero. Only don't call T.J. […]

Post-Grad Bro Receives Incredible Outlook Invite to Watch Team USA Olympic Hockey

On Thursday morning, at 7:30am, Team USA takes on Slovakia in its first hockey match. That sucks because (1. you‘ll probably […]

This Epic Team USA Hockey Hype Video Will Make Patriotic Puckheads Want to Punch a Wall

Nothing short of epic. Makes me want to glide across the Atlantic Ocean on the wings of a Bald Eagle […]

Am I A Monster For Loving These Team USA Olympic Uniforms?

I can't be alone in loving these uniforms, right? Gawker is calling them ugly, but I DISAGREE. I could do without the nut-hugging tapered sweatpants, but those

The Russians Were Kind of Dicks to Team USA After Beating Them In Hockey

Clearly the Russian team participating in the World Junior Hockey Championship hasn't seen Rocky IV. Russian Paul Buchnevic locked the win for Russia late in the third period

Air Force Serviceman Windmill Dunked in Fatigues and Combat Boots at Team USA Scrimmage Last Night

During a break in last night's Team USA scrimmage, Airman Nathaniel Mills became the star of the show after he was asked to take the

McKayla Maroney And President Barack Obama Pose for the Best ‘Not Impressed’ Photo Ever

The only photo you need to see this weekend. Game over, Internet.

The 2012 USA Basketball Team Has a Blooper Reel, and It’s Tremendous

Team USA topped Spain 107-100 to win the gold medal a couple of weeks ago (then celebrated in style), but don't fear—they haven't left us.

The 10 Best Instagram Shots of Team USA Poppin’ Bottles Yesterday

Your Olympic watching experience wasn't even close to being complete without following the Twitter and Instagram accounts of the Team USA'ers. If you followed them,

Coach K Leaps, Doug Collins Says ‘Gold or Bust, Bitch’ and Team USA Crushes It: A Recap

Team USA topped a pesky Spain squad to win its second straight gold medal today, thanks to a brilliant performance from Kevin Durant and a

Sports Links for August 8th: McKayla Maroney is Not Amused

The best links from the sportsverse. 

Holy Sh*t: Team USA Just Won by 83 Points

Did anyone else get to watch this? Even if the U.S. rolls and wins a gold medal next week, this will be the game they

Team USA Is Favored to Beat Tunisia by 54 Points Tonight

That's not a typo! The sportsbook Bovada (formerly known as Bodog) has Team USA favored by a whopping 54 points tonight against the Tunisians. 

The Team USA Fencing Mask Is Sick

Agree? Flags on the mask? Sword fighting? AW HELL YEAH. Team USA's Fencing mask is sick. Betsy Ross would be proud to see the stars

Dear Team U.S.A.: Please Wear These Jerseys During the Olympics

Last night, Team USA topped Argentina 86-80 in an exhibition game played in Barcelona. The tight score was unexpected, and the Americans needed late 3-pointers

Sports Links for July 23: The R.I.P. Penn State Edition

Here's the best from our friends in the sports world today.

Blake Griffin May Be Off Team USA; the ‘Brow Reports to Training Camp

Big news out of Team USA's basketball camp in Las Vegas today: Blake Griffin injured his left leg in a scrimmage Wednesday and returned to

Blake Griffin Seems to Still Have That Dunking Thing Down

Can you imagine these Team U.S.A. practices? After watching the 1992 Dream Team doc, I want nothing more than to be a fly on the

Watch This Kid Celebrate Alex Morgan’s Goal for Team USA by Flashing the Camera

We know American spirt when we see it. 1-1. Extra time. We're biting our nails over here....

Weekend Buzz, Presented By Alex Morgan and Team USA

On Sunday at 2 p.m., Team USA will kick off against Japan in their third Women's World Cup final. You better believe we'll be doing

Gus Johnson Calls Abby Wambach Goal vs Brazil

Yesterday Abby Wambach won the hearts of a lot of American sports fan, both male and female. Many are calling it the "sports moment of

Watch Clint Dempsey Score the Game Winning Goal for Team USA Against Panama

Last night the United States Men's National Team defeated Panama 1 - 0 to advance to the finals of the CONCACAF Gold Cup. Clint Dempsey