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This Guy Has Been Shitting On Cars In Ohio Since 2012 And One Man Finally Got A Photo Of Him

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They're calling him "The Bowel Movement Bandit" and since 2012 he's been a goddamn menace to one very small Akron, Ohio society, because he has an odd, yet insatiable, desire to shit on cars.

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These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

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The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

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This Guy Squeezed The Tit Of A McDonald’s Employee And Said He’d ‘Show Her A Good Time,’ Then He Got His Comeuppance

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  This is Michael Jenkins from Philadelphia, PA, and try as you might, but you won't find a more cocksure motherfucker on earth than him.

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Man Tries To Break Into The House Of A U.S. Army Veteran, Veteran Kicks The Living Shit Out Of Him (Video)

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It's videos like this -- and the desire to not be a fucking lowlife pice of shit -- that keep me from breaking into people's homes.

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This Guy Was On The Run From The Authorities And His Last Day As A Free Man Was A Wild Fucking Ride

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Sometimes criminals who are wanted by the police come to their senses and think, "Can't keep this up forever, might as well turn myself in and hope for the best.

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Dumbest Drug Smuggler Ever Basically Got Herself Arrested

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A woman named Sylvia Mashiah was just chilling, working her way thorough a customs checkpoint at the Mexican border near San Diego with an alleged 27 pounds of methamphetamine hidden in her car.

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Teenager Caught With Loaded Gun Stuffed Inside Her Vagina

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Gives new meaning to the phrase conceal and carry.


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