Tag Archives: Stupid criminals
What would you do in that situation?
This is Lonnie Hutton. He is a 49-year-old man...with a sexual affinity for objects.
Gives new meaning to the phrase conceal and carry.
He was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation.
Can you blame him?
Maura Fussell's husband was arrested Saturday afternoon, after drinking all night in Clarendon, Virginia.
She really wants it back.
A Dom Toretto wannabe.
When committing a crime, it’s always best to think reasonably. Never go for the vault if the cash at the […]
What do you get when you cross a sexual predator with a stupid criminal? You get the above woman, Keri Gonzalez, […]
This might be my second favorite mug shot in recent memory. The first is still, and always will be, this one -- MAN. His obese non-neck
I think the craziest detail of this entire scenario, which includes an asshole stuffed with meth and a revolver-filled vagina, is that this girl is
What you're telling me is the movie "Project X" is the sole reason why a group of teenagers drank underage and destroyed a $500,000 house?
This week, like every other week, played host to a few noteworthy marijuana busts across the U.S. Some were big, some were small, some were
Jesus, what a loose anus hole. Even weirder than him stuffing a gun up his ass is that the thing wasn't loaded. Probably a good
So is Kappa Kappa Gamma Monmouth's hottest soroity or what? Yikes!
Despite the discoloration on her lateral inciser, Daniela Rausnitz, 25, still looks like a doable piece of ass. So doable, in fact, that her ex-lover,
So how was your Thanksgiving? I'm sure you ate enough turkey and stuffing that you looked like the gluttony obese victim from the movie "Se7en."
Building passenger airplanes and military equipment (tanks, hummers, other legitimate wartime sh*t) is a tough job. Nerve wracking, even. One misstep on your part and
If teaching unappreciative kids wasn't difficult enough, teachers have a hectic schedule outside the class: planning lessons, grading 32 book reports about "Twilight," and upkeeping
What an anal conquistador this thief must be. You never, EVER, put your gun away mid-robbery. No gun = no line of defense. And no
How the hell could 61-year-old, Michael “Mickey” Leroy Webster (yes, that's his given name) actually pay for adult entertainment, you ask? I have no idea,
Normally people think their "sh*t doesn't stink" or that their "sh*t tastes like ice cream" but not Northern Ireland's Paul Moran. Nope, Paul believes his
Office antics (slaps knee), what a f*cking hoot they are! If you haven't played Hide Your Semen in a Co-Workers Lunch, you've deprived yourself of
We had a phantom sh*tter in my high school. At the time it was pretty hilarious. Added an extra layer of excitement to your day.
If this retard, from Cumming GA, can pull off a bank robbery, with no mask, no gun, a toolbox, and an air filtration device covering
This is how retardedly f*cked up people who look at kiddie adult entertainment are. I mean, we all knew their brains had to be some-kind
This pile of messed up sh*t happened in good old Scranton, Pennsylvania. Home of "The Office" and where your's truly spent his formative years before
In the words of Walter Sobchak, "they're a bunch of f*ckin' amateurs." I mean, how tough is it for an underage man to procure a
How about a hand for the sophisticated hooker catching operation they've got in Manatee County, FL? Seriously, clap it up for these heroes. F*cking officers
Detroit resident, Quincy Alexander is a f*ckin' magic man. He's also apparently a fan of heroin, but lets focus on the positives. Not only did
How hasn't this clown been plucked from society for good? As far as I'm concerned, you get arrested 99 times, you've more than hit your
And Dale McDaniel just steamrolled the early front-runners to the head of the pack for Bro of the Week. That said, abusing the handicapped is
Watching shows like "Cops" and "America's Most Wanted" was always about the sheer brutality of the moment. Whether the criminals lacked intellect or the police
This is one mother f*cker you do not cross. In fact, I don't think I'd even be down with him operating scissors near my neck
Whenever I go on a friend's computer I always wonder if his web cam is recording me. I don't jerk off or anything so I'm
Below we have surveillance video of an armed robber who, for the f*cking life of him, just can't seem to get that pesky mask of
Here are this morning's top news headlines... Middle East: Libya appeared to slip further from the grip of Muammar el-Qaddafi, as clashes intensified in Tripoli and
If you're a college student looking for a quick way to make a big chunk of money, may we suggest you not follow in the