Paranoia is one of the major side effects of having lots of sex with lots of partners before you decide to settle down.
I think I speak on behalf of everyone reading this when I say, "It's about goddamn time.
Prior to yesterday, I'd have seen these maps and think that we're all doomed; we're all going to be a walking STD eventually (which I guess that's still kind of true when you consider HPV).
Tonight is Derek Jeter's last game every played under the lights at Yankee Stadium, and we've been inundated ad nauseam with his 'legacy' and how he played the game 'the right way.
We like to think of STDs as a modern scourge, but for centuries, man has battled with the fire down below.
Here's guide to what states have the most common occurrences of STDs, according to Center for Disease Control and Prevention statistics.
Don't look at me.
Is it yours.