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The 17 Best Birth Control Methods Scientifically Ranked By Effectiveness Is Something You Probably Want To See

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Paranoia is one of the major side effects of having lots of sex with lots of partners before you decide to settle down.

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Nurse Who Banged Nazis During WWII Just So She Could Give Them STDs Is Finally Being Recognized For Her Heroism

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I think I speak on behalf of everyone reading this when I say, "It's about goddamn time.

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U.S. Maps Show Which State You’re Most Likely To Catch An STD In

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Prior to yesterday, I'd have seen these maps and think that we're all doomed; we're all going to be a walking STD eventually (which I guess that's still kind of true when you consider HPV).

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A Captain’s Legacy: The ‘Alleged’ Derek Jeter Herpes Tree

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Tonight is Derek Jeter's last game every played under the lights at Yankee Stadium, and we've been inundated ad nauseam with his 'legacy' and how he played the game 'the right way.

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7 historical figures you won’t believe had STDs

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We like to think of STDs as a modern scourge, but for centuries, man has battled with the fire down below.

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The States Where You’re Most and Least Likely to Get an STD

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Here's guide to what states have the most common occurrences of STDs, according to Center for Disease Control and Prevention statistics.

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Welp, It Looks Like We No Longer Have a Cure for Gonorrhea

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Wait, there's a way to construe this as a good thing, right.

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Troll Prank Calls C-Span to Wonder Why His Kid Didn’t Get Into Harvard With a Perfect ‘STD’ Score

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Glorious troll work here from College Humor's notorious prankster, Ken M.


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