Starbucks Archives

Woman Is Awarded $100,000 In Hot Coffee Spillage Lawsuit Against Starbucks

by Matt KeohanMay 19, 2017 12:43 pm

Please Listen To This Broken Starbucks’ Barista’s Rant About The Ridiculous New ‘Unicorn Frappuccino’

by Matt KeohanApril 20, 2017 2:31 pm updated April 20, 2017 2:33 pm

UPDATE: Starbucks Pledges To Hire 10,000 Refugees Over The Next Five Years But Not Everyone Is Happy About It

by Brandon WenerdJanuary 30, 2017 1:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 5:49 pm

Man Gets Booted From Starbucks After Hitting On A 16-Year-Old Barista Has An Interesting Defense

by Matt KeohanJanuary 4, 2017 6:20 pm updated January 4, 2017 6:24 pm

Things Like This Starbucks Getting Pancaked By A Tornado In Under Five Second Are Why I Wake Up In The Morning

by TJ KingAugust 25, 2016 2:21 pm

Barista Has Lamest, Most Petty Way To Get Back At Rude Customers That’ll Leave You With A Bad Case Of Blue Balls

by Rebecca MartinsonJuly 22, 2016 11:53 am updated October 13, 2022 1:26 pm

Nike Releasing SB Dunk Low Premium In A Starbucks Edition Because Brands

by Chris IlluminatiMay 18, 2016 12:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:54 pm

Lady Is Suing Starbucks For $5 MILLION For The Most Petty Reason Imaginable

by Matt KeohanMay 1, 2016 11:42 am updated October 13, 2022 2:02 pm

This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Name Is Beyoncé To The Barista At Starbucks

by Matt StaffFebruary 25, 2016 8:51 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:46 pm

Starbucks Employees Lose It When A Homeless Man Poops On The Floor Right In Front Of Them

by David Covucci and Tim JacobsenJanuary 11, 2016 5:57 pm updated October 16, 2020 5:01 pm

Woman Films Herself Confronting Starbucks Cashier Over Stealing Credit Card, Cashier Basically Craps Her Pants

by Rebecca MartinsonJanuary 4, 2016 10:15 am updated January 29, 2016 5:27 pm

This Guy Going BALLISTIC On A Starbucks Employee For Their Non-Xmas Cups Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See Today

by Matt KeohanNovember 11, 2015 2:02 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:21 am

The Man On Facebook Who Is Mad About The Christmas Starbucks Cups Went On CNN And It Was LOLOL

by Brandon WenerdNovember 10, 2015 7:08 pm updated February 2, 2016 1:45 pm

Starbucks Just Announced They’ll Offer All Veteran Employees Free College For Their Spouse Or Child

by Brandon WenerdNovember 10, 2015 1:14 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:22 am

I’ve Never Hated Anyone More Than This Stupid British Tourist Who Thinks She Can Disarm An NYPD Officer

by Cass AndersonOctober 16, 2015 4:17 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:32 am

What Ronda Rousey Used To Do For A F*cking Frappuccino Is Ridiculous

by Nick DimengoSeptember 29, 2015 1:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:39 am

This Is What Happens To Your Body Immediately After Drinking A Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 21, 2015 10:14 am updated October 13, 2022 12:42 am

Oh LORD No, Woman Finds This Dead Lizard Inside Her Starbucks’ Latte

by Eddie ColeAugust 17, 2015 4:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:54 am

The St. Louis Cardinals Find That The Best Coffee Runners Are Their Rookies…While In Full Uniform, Of Course

by Nick DimengoJuly 8, 2015 6:06 pm

There Are More Weed Shops In This West Coast State Than There Are Starbucks Or McDonald’s

by Cass AndersonJuly 8, 2015 3:23 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:10 am

Starbucks Introducing Red Velvet Cake Frappuccinos And… Just Go Buy Your Girlfriend One Before She Gets Mad

by Eddie ColeJune 8, 2015 6:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:22 am

Starbucks Employee Has Epic Meltdown On Innocent Customer, And She May Be The Worst Person On Earth

by Matt KeohanMay 18, 2015 12:54 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 am

Starbucks Has ‘Pepperoni Pizza Croissants’ For All The Boyfriends Of Basic White Girls Who Drag Them To Get Coffee

by Rebecca MartinsonMay 14, 2015 11:25 am updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am

N.C. Police Officer Suing Starbucks For $50K After He Burned Himself Spilling FREE COFFEE

by Cass AndersonMay 6, 2015 3:39 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 am

Show Your Mom How Dumb You Really Are By Buying Her This $200 Starbucks Premium Gift Card Worth Only $50

by Eddie ColeApril 30, 2015 11:58 am updated October 13, 2022 1:39 am

Starbucks’ Baristas Encouraged To Talk Race With Customers And Twitter Reacts Appropriately

by Matt KeohanMarch 17, 2015 3:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:59 am