Tag Archives: Star wars

Leaked Opening Sequence For ‘Star Wars: Episode Seven’ Will Make Your Nerd Boner Nerd Boner

So hard.

Chewbacca and a Storm Trooper Announced Yesterday’s Arizona Diamondbacks Game

Who let them in?

Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert Battle Over Who’s The Bigger Star Wars Fan Using The Worst Effects Budget In History

I'm estimating a budget of about 10 cents.

What If ‘Star Wars’ Took Place on Planet Earth?

Germany, specifically.

These ‘Star Wars’-Themed Football Helmet Concepts Are Awesome

What if Storm Troopers, Chewbacca, and RJ-D2 battled in a galaxy far, far away under the Dark Lord of the Sith powers of Roger Goddell?

Guy Tries To Pay His Cartel Debt With ‘Star Wars’ Action Figures, Is Immediately Murdered

I guess the guy was more of a Trekkie.

The First Trailer for ‘Star Wars Battlefront’ Video Game Will Make You Nerdgasm

After a truly annoying amount of delays, every video game-playing Bro's dream of a new Star Wars game is about to become a reality.

29 Star Wars Facts You Probably Don’t Know

Yoda?! More like Bro-da, amirite?

These Leaked Photos from the Super Secret ‘Star Wars’ Set Are INSANE

I just had a serious, serious nerdgasm.

JJ Abrams Posts First Video From the Set of ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

And he's got an exciting message for you.

WE CAN MAKE REAL LIGHTSABERS!

The force is strong at MIT.

‘Star Wars VII’ Cast Finalized and Apparently We’re Going to Get a Lot of Han Solo

The cast of J.J. Abrams' Star Wars film has been finalized.

I Can’t Stop Watching This ‘Star Wars’ Olympic Skiing GIF

Shut it down, you guys. This is the GIF of these Olympic Games. I don’t care if someone extinguishes the […]

What If All 32 NFL Teams Had ‘Star Wars’-Themed Helmets?

  The end of football season always puts me into a tailspin of depression. It begins when college football ends […]

Like ‘Star Wars’? Then Watch Bill Hader Impersonate ‘Star Wars’ Characters From ‘Conan’ Last Night

Bill Hader went on Conan last night and made his plea to J.J. Abrams for a part in the next Star Wars by impersonating the

Tupac Almost Appeared in ‘Star Wars’

You might have some difficulties wrapping your heads around this: The Jedi masters of The Phantom Menace almost included Liam Neeson, Ewen McGregor, a computerized Yoda and...

Parents Of The Year Recreate Famous Movie Scenes With Their Baby Using Cardboard

Baby explotation is the best kind of explotation. No one gets hurt. 

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Has a Release Date

We know that Mark Hammil and Harrison Ford are returning for the seventh episode of Star Wars. (Fuckin' a, Han Solo—the only intentionally funny character

This Long-Lost Original ‘Star Wars’ Blooper Reel Is Cool (and Unsettling)

Let's geek out for a bit. The blooper reel for the original Star Wars was just released, and it's kind of a trip: There's Grand

Drunk Bro Wearing ‘Star Wars’ Pajamas Climbs a Drain Pipe on Side of Building, Ends Disastrously

We are so goddamn stupid when we drink. I love it. This could be any one of us -- well, except for the Star Wars

Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars’ Riff Gets the Animated Treatment It Deserves

Patton Oswalt’s epic Star Wars filibuster on Parks and Recreation was one of the best television moments of the year. I mean, he went full

Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron Rumored to Be Involved in New ‘Star Wars’ Film

This is a rumor. But nearly everything that has been "reported" so far about Episode VII—save the J.J. Abrams news—is a rumor, so screw it: According

The Toledo Mud Hens’ Chewbacca Jerseys are Unbelievable

Drop everything you’re doing and make plans to be in Toledo for the Mud Hens’ “Star Wars” celebration this weekend. Why? Because on Saturday, the

Check Out Patton Oswalt’s Incredible ‘Star Wars’ Filibuster on ‘Parks and Recreation’

Patton Oswalt, fresh off of penning a treatise on the good of humanity, guest-stars on tomorrow night’s “Parks and Recreation.” Part of his role involves

Crazy Star Wars Conspiracy Video Alleges the Death Star’s Destruction Was an Inside Job

This is "Luke's Change," George Putnam's intense seven minute documentary that alleges Luke Skywalker's destruction of the Death Star in "Star Wars" may have been an

Attn: ‘Star Wars’ Nerds: ‘If Luke Skywalker Had a Computer’ is Probably Something You Want to See

Really? No porn for Mr. Skywalker? That's how you know this is not real life. 

J.J. Abrams Set to Direct Next ‘Star Wars’ Movie

Other than maybe "The Avengers'"Joss Whedon coming on board, this is probably the best possible scenario for the Star Wars franchise: J.J. Abrams is directing

Disney Buys Lucasfilm for $4.05 Billion, Meaning Many New ‘Star Wars’ Movies Are Coming

Big news out of Hollywood today: Disney announced that it is buying Lucasfilm for $4.05 billion and will move forward to develop a new movie,

Droidfriend: Justin Bieber Meets Star Wars, Bitches

I don't even know what's really going on here, but Biebs, meet C3-0. Hell, let's just call it C3-Bieb-O. In case you've ever wanted a

Bro Military Dad Surprises ‘Star Wars’-Crazed Son With Epic Jedi Surprise

The only thing that possibly could've made this better was a Jar Jar Binx Uncle and/or a Grandparent Yoda. Regardless, the Force is clearly with

Guy in Darth Vader Suit Argues With New York City Cop Over Parking Ticket

When video surfaced of Batman getting pulled over by police for speeding, we all laughed and wondered what kind of guy is into that kind

Unlock a Kinect ‘Star Wars’ Game Experience with Lipton Brisk’s ‘Feel the Force’

Brisk has teamed up with 7-Eleven and Microsoft to create a limited time only 1-Liter Brisk bottle. During the month of April, 7-Eleven stores in

Star Wars Lightsaber Rolling Papers for Your Intergalactic Trip

The merchandising of "Star Wars" has always been ridiculous. You can get pretty much anything "Star Wars"-related, whether you fancy a Chewbacca golf club cover

Watch Darth Maul’s ‘Thoughts from the Dark Side’ and Download BriskSaber

Have you played BriskSaber, the new free mobile game brought to you by Brisk and "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," yet? If so,

Watch a Briskified Yoda and Darth Maul Do Battle (Sort Of)

There have been many battles in the Star Wars universe: Luke vs. Darth Vader, Han Solo vs. Boba Fett, all of humanity vs. Jar Jar

The New ‘Brisksaber’ Mobile App Will Have You Swinging Your Lightsaber Like Yoda or Darth Maul

Got a new smart phone for Christmas and need a game that doesn't involve flinging fowl or slicing fruit? Brisk has joined forces with Star

Kenny Powers as Darth Vader in ‘Star Wars’ Mashup

It's been a good week for relief pitchers. Mariano Rivera broke Trevor Hoffman's all-time saves record, Brian Wilson scored a pair of Air

The Harrison Ford Reunion with Chewbacca Didn’t Go So Well

Harrison Ford was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday night to promote his alien movie, no not "Star Wars," his new alien movie,