Tag Archives: Soccer
As Jimmy Kimmel has ably shown, if you stick a microphone in someone's face there's a good chance he will begin lying. At just
Lionel Messi is playing soccer again. And he's still ridiculously good at it.
Alessandro Florenzi's name is full of vowels and his game is full of flair. His ridiculous bicycle-kick goal for AS Roma dropped jaws across the
If that headline doesn't pique your curiosity, nothing will. Both of these animals should be commended for not taking a dive and being colorblind. The
Shunsuke Nakamura was tasked with hitting the ultimate trick shot at a (possibly real) wedding in Japan.
Luis Suarez is not a bad soccer player. He showed exactly how much he doesn't suck yesterday with this spectacular free-kick goal against Hull City
Wayne Rooney's 150th career English Premier League goal was spectacular and important. It helped Manchester United overcome a two-goal deficit to Hull City in a
Ronaldinho was once the biggest soccer player on the planet. That was several pounds and a weird webcam masturbation session ago.
Malaga's Eliseu didn't bend it like Beckham. He bent it like Kreskin.
Mario Balotelli is not one to deflect any attention. The AC Milan star continued his proud tradition of doing whatever the hell he pleases yesterday
Probably. I have no proof that upon hearing this news, Darren Rovell ran into an adjacent office closet and began furiously cranking on his man member
Soccer players have been known to embellish everything, so it was only a matter of time until something like this happened.
Tottenham's Louis Holtby scored this magnificent juggling goal against Anzhi yesterday in Champions League action. He proved, unlike Derek Zoolander, he could go left --
The good news here is that the goalkeeper didn’t die. When you see how fast the second attempt comes flying out of the cannon, it’s
Crucial note to self: Do not go to Brazil to attend your first summer Olympics...In fact, add Brazil to the
Sorry Bros, the hottest professional athlete on the planet is engaged.
Liverpool star Luis Suarez scored one of the more visually appealing goals you’ll ever see early on in today’ s match against Norwich City. The
The next time someone says American college sports are out of control, remind them that shit like this happens in international soccer.
Easily the best GIF on the Internet today...
The Portland Timbers were eliminated from the MLS playoffs last night by Real Salt Lake. You likely didn’t even notice due to all of the
Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat trick to lift Portugal past Sweden and into the World Cup. If he wasn’t already the best soccer player on
This kid is 9. If he’s twice as good at 18, he’ll make everyone forget Lionel Messi. If he’s three times as good at 27,
Because it's a goalie scoring a crucial bicycle-kick goal.
As you can tell, this clip does not come from a high-level league. It’s from a small-club matchup in a rural part of Bosnia and
When we last left Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux, they were winning our hearts by looking gorgeous in bikinis in Hawaii.
Lionel Messi is perhaps the best athlete in the world despite barely qualifying to ride roller coasters at amusement parks.