Tag Archives: Soccer

Mario Balotelli Ironed a Shirt

He's like a normal person.

Spanish Soccer Team to Wear Tuxedo T-Shirt Jerseys, Look Ridiculous

So hot.

Peruvian Soccer Player Scores 70-Yard Goal, Goalie is Partially to Blame

From way downtown.

Looking to Join a Premier League Team’s Bandwagon? Here’s a Handy Guide

Hop aboard.

David Hasselhoff’s Reaction to Germany Winning the World Cup Did Not Disappoint

He can't fight this feeling.

Someone Erased All The Brazil Players Out Of The Brazil V. Germany World Cup Match…And The Game Plays The Same

Just adding some insult to injury over here.

Mario Balotelli Aims a Gun at Haters, Somehow Gets Attention

This will get your attention.

Argentina’s Javier Mascherano Tore His Anus Yesterday and You Watched it Happen

Ouch, babe.

If You Think Flopping In Soccer Is Ridiculous, Wait Until You Watch This Video Of What It’d Look Like In Real Life

Lookin' stupid in public > lookin' stupid in soccer.

Fan Mocks Up Professional Soccer Kits for SEC Schools, Lives in a Fantasy World

Look at these, Pawwwwwwwwwl!

Germany Joins the ‘Fuck Her Right in the Pussy’ Party After Guy Screams It on Live TV

Here we go again!

Here’s All Five Of Germany’s First-Half Goals In A Six Second Video

Sucks to suck.

What If The World Cup Was ‘Game of Thrones’ Themed And We Actually Got To Use These Badass Banners?

Nothing escapes 'Game of Thrones'-ification.

Tim Howard’s Girlfriend, Sara McLean, is HOT

Hi, Sara.

Costa Rica Goalie Keylor Navas Practices By Saving Tennis Balls

Cross-sport integration.

Here Are Pictures Of All the Things Tim Howard Could Save, Including The Ned Stark And Mufasa

Seriously, he needs to be in the next "Avengers" movie.

Someone Unearthed U.S. Goalie Tim Howard’s High School Yearbook Quote, It’s Obviously Fantastic

As yearbook quotes go, this one is prettay, prettay good.

What If ‘Game of Thrones’ Houses Had Soccer Kits?

They could settle their differences through sport.

This Is EXACTLY How Fricking Annoying Everyone Is When Watching The World Cup

Can we skip to July 14th already please?

Here’s The Stoppage Time Goal Greece Scored to Tie Costa Rica

Gyros for everyone

It’s 9 A.M., Are You Already Hammered? Watch Jimmy Kimmel Find Out

Spoiler alert: everyone's shithoused.

Luis Suarez Is Officially BANNED Because He Can’t Stop/Won’t Stop Biting People

Dude needs to go back to Pre-K and learn a thing or two.

Conan Shows How Fucking Ridiculous World Cup Goal Celebrations Are Getting

Maybe we're taking this a little TOO far.

Hulk Hogan Delivered the Most Hulk Hogan Pump-Up Speech for the USA -Germany World Cup Match Today

"Hangin' and bangin'" that's how Hulk Hogan rolls.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Keeps Pooping On Soccer in Hilarious Fashion

I'm starting to think he doesn't like soccer.

You Can’t Not Watch ‘The Wiggles’ Remix Of Luis Suarez Biting People

Because why the fuck not.

Ecuador’s Christian Noboa Suffers Nasty Head Wound, Is Forced to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet

Hot new look.

Bizarre Dutch Couple at World Cup Will Have You Scratching Your Head

Uh?

Watch a Hattiesburg Soccer Watch Party Die as Portugal Scored a Miracle Goal

The agony of de--... the agony of tying.

A Time-Travelling Teddy Roosevelt Went Wild At the World Cup

A presidential fella.

These Two Hippies Have No Idea How to Play Soccer

Smoking dope.

Rex Ryan, in USMNT Gear, Taking a Selfie, at the Belgium-Russia Game

Do they have chicken wings in Brazil?

It’s About Damn Time We Got a Video of a World Cup Riot

It just wouldn't be soccer without one.

Bryan Ruiz Scored a Gorgeous Header and Costa Rica Continues to Shock the World

A stunner.

John Oliver Hilariously Guesses Whether Crazy Soccer Names Are Real Or Fake

"Dick Tickler" for the win.

Colombia’s Soccer Team Is Good at Soccer, Dancing

Solid moves.

Ivory Coast’s Serey Die Cries Like Knowshon Moreno During National Anthem

Emotional moment.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s ‘Bum Bum Stalker’ Andressa Urach Was Escorted Away from Portugal’s Training Session

Dios mio.

Magnificent American Stephen Colbert Celebrated Our Soccer Victory in Style

U-S-A U-S-A!

Mike Francesa Wants to Know If Any Soccer Players Kick With Both Legs

He asks the tough questions.