Tag Archives: Soccer+goals

Hulk Scored a Goal That Will Make You Rip Your Shirt Off Your Rippling Torso

Hulk smash.

Israeli Soccer Player Scores Goal, Celebrates With a Selfie

Say cheesy.

Rogelio Chavez Scored a Goal That Will Make You Pull Over to the Side of the Road and Compose Yourself Before Continuing

From way downtown.

Italian Soccer Player Celebrates Goal By Headbutting Glass, Gets Red Card

After scoring the world’s easiest goal, this Italian striker eschewed the congratulations of teammates and made a beeline for a [...]

Soccer Team Saved by Goalie’s Bicycle-Kick Goal

Because it's a goalie scoring a crucial bicycle-kick goal. 

It’s an Absolute Tragedy This Lionel Messi Goal Didn’t Count

Lionel Messi is perhaps the best athlete in the world despite barely qualifying to ride roller coasters at amusement parks. 

This Free-Kick Goal Took Plenty of Planning, Was Celebrated Vigorously

A futsal team wearing pink running trick plays and celebrating without conscience? Literally all of my favorite things in one place. 

Soccer Goalie Fails Hard

 I'd imagine soccer goalies have terrible nightmares about allowing embarrassing goals. I'd imagine they look exactly like this.

Soccer Player Misses Penalty Kick, Scores Much More Impressive Goal

This is certainly not the easiest way to score a goal off a penalty kick, but it is the best way to gain instant international

Jozy Altidore Scores Hat Trick Against Bosnia; USMNT Suddenly Can’t Lose

Don’t look now, but the United States Men’s National Team has won an unprecedented 12 straight matches. Drink it in, America, this is what it’s

Brazilian Soccer Player Scores First Goal, Injures Self Celebrating

There’s precious little scoring in soccer, so when someone finds the back of the net, they really go for it in the celebration department. Unfortunately

This Seated Bicycle-Kick Goal is Pretty Impressive

Well, that’s one way to go about it.

Sergio Aguero Won the Manchester Derby With This Beauty

Sergio Aguero’s slick goal gave Manchester City a 2-1 victory over archrival Manchester United this afternoon at Old Trafford.

Djimi Traore Scores a Soccer Goal That Will Drastically Alter Your Worldview

Seattle Sounders defender Djimi Traore scored a scorching goal from 35 yards out during yesterday’s CONCACAF Champions League quarterfinal match against Tigres. It was just

Benfica’s Nicolas Gaitan Scored a Terrific Back-Heel Goal

That is cheeky. Quite cheeky indeed.

Lionel Messi Has Scored 86 Goals This Year; Here’s Video Proof

Lionel Messi set a record for goals in a calendar year by scoring his 85th and 86th tallies in yesterday’s game against Real Betis. Without

Palermo’s Fabrizio Miccoli Scores From Midfield, Wears Pink Shirt

Fabrizio Miccoli had a hat trick for Palermo against Chievo Verona yesterday. I have no idea what his first two goals looked like, but the

FAIL: Goalkeeper Scores Really Embarrassing Self-Goal

We all have tough days at the office. In a match between Brazilian second division teams Criciuma and America, Circiuma keeper Michel Alves makes a

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scored a Special, Special Goal for Sweden

Sweden’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored a picturesque goal in his country’s 2-0 win over France today. Was it better than Danny Welbeck’s? Was it

In Case You Missed It, Here’s Danny Welbeck’s Ridiculous Backheeled Goal

Of all the goals scored at Euro 2012 thus far, Danny Welbeck’s is the prettiest.

Silvestre Valera’s Gorgeous Late Goal Helped Portugal Sink Denmark

Denmark and Portugal just finished up the best match of Euro 2012 to this point. Two goals by Nicklas Bendtner erased a 2-0 Portuguese advantage,

Here Are All 72 of Lionel Messi’s Goals This Season

Lionel Messi’s four goals on Saturday ran his season total to an unprecedented 72. He broke the previous mark of 70 set way

Manchester City Knocked Off Manchester United, Thanks to Vincent Kompany

Today’s Manchester derby was arguably the most hyped Premier League match in history. A ridiculous 650 million people were predicted to tune in.

Didier Drogba’s Goal Lifted Chelsea Past Barcelona

Didier Drogba’s goal was the only tally in Chelsea’s 1-0 Champions League semifinals victory over Barcelona. Frank Lampard is the real hero here.

Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Rocket Goal, Shows Off His Gun

Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t let acting get in the way of his on-field play. He netted a rocket from

Here’s Proof Lionel Messi Scored 5 Goals in a Champions League Match Today

The debate over the world’s best soccer player is over. What we should really try to figure out is just how much better

Liverpool Broke the Bank for Stewart Downing After Being Amazed by Fake Video

We've got scandal overseas and stupidity within our borders. It seems the video that inspired Liverpool's front office to pay Aston Villa $31.4

Goalie Allows a 70-Yard Goal To Slip Past Him

You've got to not try AT ALL, or have a f*cking stroke while the ball is in the air to allow a 70-yard

Marco Fabian’s Goal Against Against Barcelona Was So Filthy That Even a Barcelona Member Celebrated

Last night 70,080 futbol fans turned up at Miami's SunLife Stadium to watch a friendly between Mexico's Chivas de Guadalajara and the European

VIDEO: Idiot Goalkeeper Gives Up Worst Penalty-Kick Goal Ever

Tip to soccer goalies: Just because you block a penalty kick doesn't mean you're not responsible for where