snow penises

Bad News: Rowan University’s Masterpiece of a Snow Penis WASN’T Erected By Three Girls

By

Ever since we posted about Rowan University's glorious snow peen, we've been receiving two types of emails: those trying to one-up the epic snow phallus and those claiming these three lassies had nothing to do with the blood, sweat, and tears put into the construction of said snow peener.

snow penises

Rowan University Girls Construct Epic Snow Penis That Hopefully Won’t Melt Until June

By

The massive accumulation of snow blanketing a large portion of the country has some people going bonkers.

Winter

A Lot of People Made Snow Penises Today, Naturally We Rounded Up Most of Them For You

By

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but these snow dicks are delightful.

snow penises

Someone Drew a Penis on University of Cincinnati’s Football Field with Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!

By

Our friends at Uproxx found the photo of this GIGANTIC snow penis drawn on the field of University of Cincinnati Nippert Stadium on Twitter today.