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‘Jersey Shore’ Creatures Continue to Spawn, JWoww Now Pregnant

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We are now one step closer to Jersey Shore 2035, where the children of the original cast members of Jersey Shore get together for a drunken, incestual fuckfest in Seaside Heights that we, 40 and 50 years old, will no doubt watch.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

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I imagine none of you cares about Dancing with the Stars, but you might once I tell you that Bill Nye and Elizabeth Berkley are two of the competitors this year.

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25 TV Shows Worse Than Ryan Lochte’s

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If you don't understand what a douchebag is, you apparently shouldn't be called one.

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9 famous people who could kill you with their bare hands

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There are a lot of famous people out there who have a reputation for being tough, but the following list is reserved for only those who are not only tough, they are lethal.

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JWoww gets butt photographed, is upset

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Then takes to Twitter to share more videos.

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Mitt Romney chooses Snooki over Honey Boo Boo

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Ignore for a moment this whole Mitt Romney-47 percent business and instead focus on the stuff that matters.

What to watch tonight

What TV shows we should watch tonight

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The college football season kicks off tonight with South Carolina and Vanderbilt.

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‘Jersey Shore’ canceled, new season will be the show’s last

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The show that popularized Snooki getting punched in the face will be coming to an end later this year, according to MTV.

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GIFterpiece Theatre: The Zoe Saldana booty shake

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Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre--Guyism's daily installment of the internet's best GIFs.

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Guyism Speed Round for August 27

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In today's Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a controversial video of Ryan Lochte's sister, Snooki's new baby, and more.

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The Foul Beast They Call “The Snooki” Bred Last Night

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And it came to pass that a great and powerful trembling went through the Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey on the 25th night of August.


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