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This Guy’s Girlfriend Only Communicates To Him Through Memes, Goes So Far As To Say ‘Such Sex, Wow’ While In Bed

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The Internet is a giant black hole that’s fun to play with, but if you’re not careful it’ll suck you in and turn you into a giant weirdo.

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Farrah Abraham Spent Her Week Selling Plastic Reproductions Of Her Butthole While Dressed Up Like A Princess

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Every morning I wake up and the first question that pops into my head is always “What does Farrah Abraham’s asshole look like.

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5 Things You Can Learn From Porn To Help With Your Own Sex Life, According To Adult Film Star Tasha Reign

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Via Tasha Reign Your sexual awareness, as a whole, should have stemmed from your fabulous sex education system in school – but it didn’t, did it.

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This Escort Charges $1,000 An HOUR For Her Services And Has Managed To Only Save $200,000 In Five Years

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Today marks the day that I learned I’m officially working in the wrong line of business if I want to spend my days laying around being rich as fuck.

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I Accidentally Shit In My Girlfriend’s Bed And Now She Won’t Talk To Me? And How Do I Make Myself Last Longer In Bed?

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Welcome to this week’s Ask A Babe, the column where I hope to Christ everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

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The Story Of A Woman Who Had Explosive Diarrhea TWICE During A One Night Stand Is The Shittiest Story Of The Day

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While there have been many horrible things that have happened to me during my 21 years of life, I can happily say that at least I’ve never shit myself during a one-night stand.

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If Your Girlfriend Asks ‘What Would You Do If I Were Pregnant?’ Give This Response If You Don’t Want A Kid

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If your girl ever blindsides you with the question, whether hypothetical or not, of "what would you do if I were pregnant.

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Amy Schumer Shows Us The Insanity That Goes Through A Woman’s Mind Before A Booty Call

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When a woman (or man) is given too much advanced notice before a booty call, and their game isn't up to speed, they can begin to obsess out of control.


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