Tag Archives: Sex
This is way better than the husband that kept the Excel spreadsheet of the reasons his wife didn't have sex with him.
If you're gonna get arrested for something, it might as well be this.
"I am so shocked by this news." -Said no one ever, not even Hilary Clinton.
No joke, a girl in this video says she was kinda, sorta into the R. Kelly...
"I'm watching a 'Friends' re-run, go masturbate or something this is important."
I bet my life that this would be hot for someone. Not me, of course, but someone.
Don't you just hate it when a tube of lube is really a tube of superglue?
Always asking yourself "am I his girlfriend or not?" Ask no more!
I would pay to have sex with them
The list is composed of what men have done for me, and I want to pass on the positive tips to you.
A different kind of filling.
Fact: If you don't use it, you really might lose it.
One small, seemingly harmless comment after sex can ruin a person for life.
With all the information on the web, we should all be experts by now, people.
Science went into overdrive with this one.
Answering the important questions as always.
It's pretty much a scientific fact that it's good for you and helps you relax, according to this wonderful video of sex facts.
Stop engaging in risky behavior online.
This is probably more accurate than any of us are willing to admit.
I know, bro. That damn toy your girl keeps hidden in one of her old purses can be intimidating, but do not fear the vibrator.
A July 3rd mailbag. Look at me go, really earning my paycheck and shit.
No one's perfect, but forreal you can probably do better.
I hear Montana is lovely this time of year
What soccer game?
About fifty-percent of the people who answered Jimmy Kimmel’s question, “have you ever had sex with someone you met […]
Shower as much as you want, the stench of failure never leaves.
People who use Twitter every day are way, way more likely to masturbate every day than people who use Facebook every day.
The man's got priorities.
The biggest scientific breakthrough of the year.
Well this sucks...
"The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science."
Poor guy. Wants what we all want.
Skype? Facetime? Google Hangout? Just tools for mutually jerking it.
Face it. You've got no chance.
I wouldn't have done it for less than a McDouble, personally.
Give him the MVP.
Maybe find a better place to park next time?
Finally, there's a vagina-safe lube made from cannabis oil that will get you high while having sex.