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The 5 Most Disgusting Sex Acts On Urban Dictionary And Whether Or Not They’re Worth Doing On A Scale From 1 – 10

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Urban Dictionary is my go-to for whenever I come across words I don’t know that sound like an intelligent yet mostly immature high school student could’ve made them up.

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This Poor Guy Experienced Every Man’s Worst Nightmare While Trying To Masturbate In His Bathroom

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I don't know about you people, but my worst masturbatory-related nightmare has to be the thought of somehow dying mid-jerk and having someone, ANYONE, find my mostly lifeless body one the floor (I say "mostly" because I imagine my dick would still be reaching for the stars) while porn continues to stream on my iPhone.

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Watch A Bunch Of Millennials Try (And Fail Miserably) To Give The ‘Birds And The Bees’ Talk For The First Time

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Most millennials think that the “birds and the bees” talk is outdated; why verbally tell your kids how to have sex when they’re just going to find out from their more depraved classmates on the school bus sometime between 5th and 8th grade.

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Scientists Have Figured Out Which Sex Position Is Most Likely To Fracture Your Dick And No, It’s Not Missionary

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Sex is supposed to be an enjoyable activity between a man and a woman, or two women, or two dudes, or a dude and a horse, or a lady and a giant rubber dildo, or a dude and…well, you get the idea.

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British Man Gets Hit With $250,000 Bill After Unfortunate Sex In Nevada Hot Springs

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There's something majestic about the desert that makes people want to get buck wild, it's true, just look at Vegas.

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Why I Would Fail The ’36 Questions That Can Make Strangers Fall In Love With Each Other’ Test Every Time

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If you have as little to do at work as I do and therefore aimlessly browse the Internet in your spare time, you may have come across the article going around about the 36 questions that can make strangers fall in love with each other.


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