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This Escort Charges $1,000 An HOUR For Her Services And Has Managed To Only Save $200,000 In Five Years

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Today marks the day that I learned I’m officially working in the wrong line of business if I want to spend my days laying around being rich as fuck.

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I Accidentally Shit In My Girlfriend’s Bed And Now She Won’t Talk To Me? And How Do I Make Myself Last Longer In Bed?

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Welcome to this week’s Ask A Babe, the column where I hope to Christ everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

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The Story Of A Woman Who Had Explosive Diarrhea TWICE During A One Night Stand Is The Shittiest Story Of The Day

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While there have been many horrible things that have happened to me during my 21 years of life, I can happily say that at least I’ve never shit myself during a one-night stand.

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If Your Girlfriend Asks ‘What Would You Do If I Were Pregnant?’ Give This Response If You Don’t Want A Kid

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If your girl ever blindsides you with the question, whether hypothetical or not, of "what would you do if I were pregnant.

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Amy Schumer Shows Us The Insanity That Goes Through A Woman’s Mind Before A Booty Call

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When a woman (or man) is given too much advanced notice before a booty call, and their game isn't up to speed, they can begin to obsess out of control.

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The 17 Best Birth Control Methods Scientifically Ranked By Effectiveness Is Something You Probably Want To See

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Paranoia is one of the major side effects of having lots of sex with lots of partners before you decide to settle down.

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This Is What It Would Look Like If Men Acted Like Women When It Came To Losing Their Virginities

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If anyone out there minds doing me a favor, just answer me this one simple question after watching this video: What do they need a towel for.


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