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This Is What The Iron Throne From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Would Look Like If It Were Made Out Of Dildos

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I like Game of Thrones as much as the next person, but would I buy sex toys based on the series.

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Try To Guess What Repulsive Gift Farrah Abraham Gave Her Boyfriend And Then Bleach Your Brain Of That Information

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Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and blossoming human blowup doll, has apparently tricked some poor unwitting sap into dating her.

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Would You Buy Your Girl A ‘Teddy Love,’ A Teddy Bear That Gives Head?

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Move over Ted, there's a new fucking teddy bear in town and his name is Teddy Love.

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The 4 Best Dildo Reviews On Amazon And Whether Or Not I’d Buy Them Based On The Reviews

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Contrary to popular belief I’ve never had any foreign plastic objects most likely made in China inserted into either my butthole or my vagina.

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Dildo-Related Injuries Are About To Cripple America Thanks To ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

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The highly anticipated '50 Shades of Grey' movie his theaters this week, and that means one thing: the health care system in America is about to be crippled by dildo-related injuries.

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Which Edible Sex Toy Tastes The Best?

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Do you wanna know which edible sex toy tastes the best.

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The Time A Woman Ran Crying From A Sex Shop After ‘Finding’ God

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If you've ever worked in retail chances are that you have a handful of bizarre stories up your sleeve from off-the-wall encounters with customers.

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This Hot Model’s Vagina Was Used To Make Fleshlights, She Visited The Factory To Ensure They Did Her Justice

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Meet Eufrat (YOU FRAT, BRO, YOU SO FRAT), she's a model from the Czech Republic and her "wageena," or vagina as people who are not her call it, was used to make Fleshlights.

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Meet The Vajankle, It’s Like A Fleshlight But For Guys With Foot Fetishes

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I've never been a FOOT GUY, but we all know plenty are roaming the earth, trying to keep their semen in their body when a lady with a pair of hot walking machines pass them on the street.

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Wanna Read A Story About A Guy Who Set His Kitchen On Fire By Cleaning A Dildo? Yes? Okay Here You Go.

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It's all fun sexy times until someone sets your kitchen aflame while trying to clean a dildo.


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