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The Time A Woman Ran Crying From A Sex Shop After ‘Finding’ God

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If you've ever worked in retail chances are that you have a handful of bizarre stories up your sleeve from off-the-wall encounters with customers.

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This Hot Model’s Vagina Was Used To Make Fleshlights, She Visited The Factory To Ensure They Did Her Justice

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Meet Eufrat (YOU FRAT, BRO, YOU SO FRAT), she's a model from the Czech Republic and her "wageena," or vagina as people who are not her call it, was used to make Fleshlights.

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Meet The Vajankle, It’s Like A Fleshlight But For Guys With Foot Fetishes

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I've never been a FOOT GUY, but we all know plenty are roaming the earth, trying to keep their semen in their body when a lady with a pair of hot walking machines pass them on the street.

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Wanna Read A Story About A Guy Who Set His Kitchen On Fire By Cleaning A Dildo? Yes? Okay Here You Go.

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It's all fun sexy times until someone sets your kitchen aflame while trying to clean a dildo.

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The Top Five Holiday Sex Toys Brought To You By Santa And A Surprisingly Sexy Mrs. Claus

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If we know one gift that's always welcome around the holidays it's, uh, sex toys, right.

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Anna Kendrick Talked About Furry Dildos On ‘Letterman’ Because She’s Awesome

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Anna Kendrick was on The Late Show With David Letterman last night, we assume to talk about her new movie Into The Woods, but of course with this being Anna Kendrick things went off the rails in hilarious fashion as it usually does when she appears on a talk show.

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No Matter WhatAwful Life Choices You Make, You’ll Never Be This Woman Who Allegedly Beat Up Her Twin Over A Vibrator

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Via Facebook The only reason I can think of that would make fighting with your twin sister over a vibrator be maybe “okay” would be if said vibrator were made of solid gold.

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Jennifer Aniston Talked About Cock Rings, Showed Cleavage On ‘Conan’

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Thursday night on Conan Jennifer Aniston was asked about her choice of jewelry in the film Horrible Bosses 2 (totally not a set up question) when she blurted out, "Oh that's a cock ring.


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