Tag Archives: Sex toys

Looking For Your Dream Job? This Woman Makes Over $20,000 A Year Having 15 Orgasms A Week At Work, And It’s NOT Porn

No, seriously, it's not porn.

Woman Goes to Hospital in Severe Pain. You Might Too If You Left a Dildo Inside Yourself For 10 Fucking Years

Whether you like it or not, "I was drunk" is always an excuse.

This Woman Lost A Five Inch Sex Toy Up Her Vagina For TEN YEARS Because She ‘Forgot’ It Was There

Because losing something up your vagina is a common thing.

11 Sizzling Sex Toy Facts

Ummm... Did you know that there's a Twilight-themed sex toy dildo called "The Vamp"?

Hey Ladies! There’s Now a Vibrator With a GoPro Camera Attached at the Tip

Some things are best left on the cutting room floor. This is probably one of those things.

The Sex Toy Taste Test

Ever wonder what your favorite sex toy, uh, tasted like?

Hot Girls Ride a Sex Toy in Public for Charity, Visible Pleasure Ensues

What a bunch of good sports these ladies are for donating their vaginas to charity.

Introducing ‘the Autoblow 2,’ a Sex Robot That Gives Simulated Blowjobs

What's the future for the male masturbation device industry? Probably "The Autoblow 2," which is a "hands-free, automatic robotic oral sex simulator for men,"

Naked Man Walks Into A Bar With A Bag Of Sex Toys, Asks, ‘What’s The Problem?’

This is the start of a joke. 

Hi, My Name Is David and Last Week I F*cked a Bunch of Japanese Sex Toys

Up until seven days ago, I'd never stuck my dick inside anything other than a woman. Thirty years of living good, the only contact my

5 of the Most Baffling Uses of Sex Toys in Human History

Sometimes, horrible things happen when people use toys designed to be inserted in their bodies. These are those stories. 

The Future Is Coming: How Much Would You Pay for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)

This is a hypothetical question... But it's also a reality. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GIF.... JUST LOOK AT IT!!!! 

Hot Girl Has $500 of Sex Toys Stolen from Her Trunk

If Chelsey Coutts feels a little touchy, it's understandable: She just had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car trunk.

You Haven’t Lived Until You Watch a Sex Toy Race In Vegas

Finally, something new to bet on in Vegas: Sex toy races! 

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy

Including A SEX SEE-SAW. WTF?! do you do with that?! 

The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys

We live in the sexiest time ever.

Just a Creepy Older Guy Talking About Sex Toys and Role-Playing

I suppose it’s possible that a mature person could watch this and get some useful information. We, on the other hand, giggled like a bunch

Someone Tossed a D*ldo Onto the Ice at the Montreal Canadiens Game

Some hockey fans toss fish onto the ice. Some hockey fans toss hats. And some hockey fans toss marital aids.

Whoops! Photo of Bathroom on Real Estate Website Includes Sex Toy

Advice to anyone out there looking to sell an apartment or house: when you're taking photos of your bathroom to put up on the real