Tag Archives: Sex toys

Naked Man Walks Into A Bar With A Bag Of Sex Toys, Asks, ‘What’s The Problem?’

This is the start of a joke. 

Hi, My Name Is David and Last Week I F*cked a Bunch of Japanese Sex Toys

Up until seven days ago, I'd never stuck my dick inside anything other than a woman. Thirty years of living good, the only

5 of the Most Baffling Uses of Sex Toys in Human History

Sometimes, horrible things happen when people use toys designed to be inserted in their bodies. These are those stories. 

The Future Is Coming: How Much Would You Pay for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)

This is a hypothetical question... But it's also a reality. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GIF.... JUST LOOK AT IT!!!! 

Hot Girl Has $500 of Sex Toys Stolen from Her Trunk

If Chelsey Coutts feels a little touchy, it's understandable: She just had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car trunk.

You Haven’t Lived Until You Watch a Sex Toy Race In Vegas

Finally, something new to bet on in Vegas: Sex toy races! 

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy

Including A SEX SEE-SAW. WTF?! do you do with that?! 

The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys

We live in the sexiest time ever.

Just a Creepy Older Guy Talking About Sex Toys and Role-Playing

I suppose it’s possible that a mature person could watch this and get some useful information. We, on the other hand, giggled like a bunch

Someone Tossed a D*ldo Onto the Ice at the Montreal Canadiens Game

Some hockey fans toss fish onto the ice. Some hockey fans toss hats. And some hockey fans toss marital aids.

Whoops! Photo of Bathroom on Real Estate Website Includes Sex Toy

Bathroom

Advice to anyone out there looking to sell an apartment or house: when you're taking photos of