This Crazy Old Man Is Terrorizing New Yorkers On The Subway With A Gigantic Dildo


When people ask me what I hate most about living in New York City my first answer is always the subway.

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5 Crazy Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Sex Toys


This video about things we didn't know about sex toys could really have been like 123,000 things we don't know about them, considering our base of knowledge, but I assume they only made it five for brevity and focus.


Guy Busted On Camera Trying Out A Fleshlight In The Store… Was That Wrong?


You know how sometimes you're doing a little shopping and think to yourself, "Man, I'm not totally sure I want to buy this.

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This Is What The Iron Throne From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Would Look Like If It Were Made Out Of Dildos


I like Game of Thrones as much as the next person, but would I buy sex toys based on the series.

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Try To Guess What Repulsive Gift Farrah Abraham Gave Her Boyfriend And Then Bleach Your Brain Of That Information


Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and blossoming human blowup doll, has apparently tricked some poor unwitting sap into dating her.

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Would You Buy Your Girl A ‘Teddy Love,’ A Teddy Bear That Gives Head?


Move over Ted, there's a new fucking teddy bear in town and his name is Teddy Love.


The 4 Best Dildo Reviews On Amazon And Whether Or Not I’d Buy Them Based On The Reviews

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Contrary to popular belief I’ve never had any foreign plastic objects most likely made in China inserted into either my butthole or my vagina.

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Dildo-Related Injuries Are About To Cripple America Thanks To ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’


The highly anticipated '50 Shades of Grey' movie his theaters this week, and that means one thing: the health care system in America is about to be crippled by dildo-related injuries.

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Which Edible Sex Toy Tastes The Best?


Do you wanna know which edible sex toy tastes the best.

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The Time A Woman Ran Crying From A Sex Shop After ‘Finding’ God


If you've ever worked in retail chances are that you have a handful of bizarre stories up your sleeve from off-the-wall encounters with customers.

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