Tag Archives: Seattle seahawks


Seattle Seahawks Bro Takes a Hit Off His Vape Pen, Then His Turnt Blonde Girlfriend Starts Grinding On Him

Ah... To be a Seattle Seahawks fan in 2014.

It Looks Like Marshawn Lynch Puts Up Velvet Ropes Around His Lamborghini When He Parks


The Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl Rings Are Badass

Bling, bling.

President Obama Cracked Mad Jokes About the Seattle Seahawks Today

Obama is such a Bro King, it's not even funny. Fist-pound + beers + football jokes = POTUS Bro Legend.

Here’s Marshawn Lynch Slinging Skittles to Seahawks Fans

The Seahawks had their victory parade this afternoon, and Marshawn Lynch brought his best face warmer to the occasion. He […]

LEGO Reenactment of Super Bowl 48 as Painful To Watch as Actual Game

I’m not a Denver Broncos fan but my favorite team was once on the business end of a Super Bowl […]

Here’s Seattle Seahawks Owner Paul Allen Shredding on the Guitar After Winning the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen just became my new favorite sports team owner. Last night while watching the Super Bowl, I noticed that kick-ass guitarist Derek

Doug Baldwin Interrupted Richard Sherman’s Post Game Presser To Call Him A Mediocre Corner

Richard Sherman didn't leave the game unscathed -- some people idiots think his ankle injury was caused by KARMA -- but he was still in high spirits

9/11 Truther Crashes Malcom Smith’s Super Bowl Press Conference to Say 9/11 Was an Inside Job

These are the types of things that happen when you have the Super Bowl in New York City, a place where you have to be

Marshawn Lynch Showed Up to the Super Bowl With Some Biggie Lyrics on His Head

Via @xmasape, Marshawn arrived to MetLife Stadium with Biggie's verse from Junior Mafia's song "Player's Anthem" on his hat. Beast Mode boutta fuck shit up. 

Coolest Elementary School Principle Ever Teaches Russell Wilson Phish Chant for the Super Bowl

As BroBible's token Phish fan, I can't resist this phantastic Super Bowl story from Woodrow Wilson Elementary School in Spokane, Washington. Hyped for the Super Bowl, Tony Ressa, the

Jimmy Fallon Had Adorable Puppies Prognosticate the Super Bowl

And the winner will be?

Bro Surprises His Seahawk Fan Mom with Super Bowl Tickets; Our Hearts Are Warmed

Mike Harris' mom has been a Seahawks fan since the '70s. In 1983, she planned on going to Sea-Tac airport to welcome the team during its AFC

Marshawn Lynch Is ‘Just About That Action, Boss’ On Super Bowl Media Day

The not-much-for-words Marhshall Lynch gave an AMAZING interview to Deion Sanders on Super Bowl Media Day. I LOVE Beast Mode's attitude here. What the fuck is there

Children Re-Enact Richard Sherman’s Interview, Are Our Most Precious Resource

While the masses bemoaned what type of example Richard Sherman was setting for our children with his emotional outburst, actual children recreated it.

In Interview, Richard Sherman Says the Word ‘Thug’ Is Akin to a Racial Slur

At a press conference today, Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman said people who use the word 'thug' to describe him are using it as a

Richard Sherman’s Wild Interview Gets the Mean Gene Treatment It Deserves

Even before Richard Sherman was done with his bizarre postgame interview with Erin Andrews, I thought to myself: "someone should insert WWF legend Mean Gene

Richard Sherman’s Post-Game Interview with Erin Andrews Was INTENSE

The Seattle Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl for the second time in franchise history. Erin Andrews found Richard Sherman after the game where

NaVorro Bowman’s Knee Bends In a Way It’s Not Supposed to Bend In Very Brutal Injury

Absolutely brutal. Bowman is one classy, stand-up dude, too. Hate to see someone get taken out of the game like this with a painful injury

Get Hyped for Today With This ‘Game of Thrones’-Style NFL Championship Week Promo

This comes via Austrian TV (and also via Deadspin) and it is here to get you fired up for this weekend's games. 

The NFL Conference Championship Weekend Picks Need No Buildup

Things couldn’t have worked out any better for the NFL this weekend. You couldn’t have picked better games for them based on which teams made

49ers Fan Loses Her Shit When Seattle Radio Station Pranks Her About Canceling Her Tickets

Brooke & Jubal In The Morning, a radio show based in Seattle, just pulled one over on a 49ers fan named Courtney real good. One of the show's co-hosts, Jubal,

Deaf Seattle Seahawks FB, Derrick Coleman, Has a Commercial That Will Make You Feel Emotions

Shit. I'm a 49ers fan and now I want to fuckin' root for this guy because his rise to the NFL was very unusual, improbable, inspirational. Seattle Seahawks FB,

Marshawn Lynch Went to Breakfast This Morning in a Lamborghini and a ‘Fuck You’ Hoodie

That's just what Beast Mode does: Scores clutch TDs and gives zero fucks about rolling into Seattle's famous Top Pot Donuts for breakfast on gameday Saturday

It Takes Seahawks Superfan ‘The Seahulk’ Three Hours To Look That Ridiculous

Ever wonder how long it takes Seattle Seahawks superfan “The Seahulk” to get all greened up and ready for a Sunday game? Of course you

What Do Russell Wilson and the Rock Band Phish Have In Common?

No NFL stadium is quite as wild as Seattle's CenturyLink Field. No live music experience is quite as wild as a Phish concert. What happens when those

If You Are Not Paying Attention, the Seahawks’ Red Bryant Will EFF YOU UP

The Seahawks' Red Bryant runs 6' 4" and 323 pounds.  

Golden Tate’s Taunting Game is On Point

Last night's Monday Night Football game wasn't exactly a nonstop thrill ride, but it did feature this incredible moment of dickishness.

The Seattle Seahawks Just Pulled off a Circus Interception

Tip drill!!! 

Fat Kid at Seattle Seahawks-San Francisco 49ers Game Identified as Undercover Cop

Leading up to Sunday night’s Seattle Seahawks-San Francisco 49ers game, it was announced undercover cops in Niners gear would be among the crowd at CenturyLink

Richard Sherman Won Sunday Night Football Tonight

Seattle-San Francisco was the most hyped game of the week, and it ended up not dominated by Russell Wilson or Colin Kaepernick, but thunder, defense,

A Sweet Infographic Has Charted the Evolution of Every NFL Logo

Well, this should keep you occupied for a bit...

Report: Percy Harvin Headed to the Seattle Seahawks

Well, here’s an NFL blockbuster to spice up a boring March Monday.

Fox’s Brian Billick Pegs Seattle Seahawks As ‘Team to Beat’ After They’re Eliminated From Playoffs

He had a 50 percent chance to nail his immediate postgame thought. He whiffed … mightily.

Trent Williams’ Hand Congratulated Richard Sherman’s Face After the Seahawks-Redskins Game

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is no stranger to postgame confrontations. Just ask Tom Brady. So it came as no great surprise to see him

With This Dorky Tribute Video, Seattle Seahawks Rookie QB Russell Wilson Officially Arrives

I wanted to hate this so much, but the guy’s smooth voice and casual beats won me over. Now it’s stuck in my head, I’m

Seattle Seahawks CB Richard Sherman Taunts Tom Brady After Game With ‘U Mad Bro?’

The Seattle Seahawks pulled off an improbable 24-23 win over the New England Patriots yesterday. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. Cornerback

NFL Supports Decision to Not Overturn TD, but Does Say Golden Tate Committed Pass Interference

We haven't talked enough about the end of the Seahawks-Packers game. Mainly because Roger Goodell still has a job and his office is now trying

Golden Tate, Who Pushed Off to ‘Catch’ Hail Mary, Says He Didn’t Push Off

God bless Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Golden Tate for not letting facts get in the way of his moment on the limelight.

NFL Further Shames Itself with Embarrassing Deleted Tweet and Facebook Blast

After the biggest blown call in NFL history, the NFL blasted this picture of "Seattle's Hail Mary win" to it's 6 million-plus Facebook fans. Of