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Mother Pretends To Be Santa, Writes Threatening ‘Get Your Act Together Or Christmas Is Canceled’ Letter To Her Kid

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Santa Claus isn't supposed to be terrifying to children, but one mother decided to change that.

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This Is What (Red) Christmas Would Be Like If ‘Game Of Thrones’ Author George RR Martin Was Santa Claus

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George RR Martin is the author behind the 'Song of Ice and Fire' series that birthed HBO's 'Game of Thrones', and he's notorious for taking blood showers and brushing his teeth with paste made from the bones of characters he brutally cast aside on a whim.

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Here’s A Three Minute Video Of Poop Jokes With Santa Taking A Shit In Someone’s House Because Merry Christmas

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I don't know any better way to celebrate the Christmas season than with this video of Santa taking an explosive shit in some random person's house, then having kids walk in on him and try to jack all his gifts.

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10 funny Christmas quotes to get you in the holiday spirit

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True to the nature of George Carlin's quote above, to get you in the Christmas spirit today I'm putting together 10 of my favorite funny Christmas quotes.

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Airline does something not evil for once, has Santa give people insane gifts in real time

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Totally normal to hate airlines, especially this time of year when they kill us with high fares and poor service.

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UPS Delivery Man Caught Stealing on Camera—This Is the Future, Folks

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On the surface, this is just a video of an asshole UPS employee stealing one kid's Christmas present.


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