happy holidays you assholes

Here’s A Three Minute Video Of Poop Jokes With Santa Taking A Shit In Someone’s House Because Merry Christmas

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I don't know any better way to celebrate the Christmas season than with this video of Santa taking an explosive shit in some random person's house, then having kids walk in on him and try to jack all his gifts.

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Well, We All Root For FC Santa Claus Now

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If your knowledge of lower-tier Finnish soccer isn't what it once was, you may be blissfully unaware a team called FC Santa Claus competed in the country's third division this year.

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It’s easier to pick up girls dressed like Santa Claus than you might think is possible

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When you're looking for any sort of advantage in picking up girls, you've got to try whatever options you can.

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Why is Santa so jolly? Mrs. Claus, of course

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Hey Santa, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see Mrs.

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Experts Break Down Everything Santa Would Need to Actually Deliver Toys to 760 Million Children

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I imagine the first thing he'd need is for world poverty to end so.

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Bar Refaeli Dressed Up as Santa Claus and Went for a Walk Around New York City

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The best part of this video, which comes to us via Hot Clicks, is when Bar Refaeli takes off the Santa suit.

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The Weekend Guyism Speed Round

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In today's Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a mall Santa who got canned for being a Scrooge, a guy who shot his girlfriend because she doubted the Zombie Apocalypse, and more.


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