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The Top Five Holiday Sex Toys Brought To You By Santa And A Surprisingly Sexy Mrs. Claus

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If we know one gift that's always welcome around the holidays it's, uh, sex toys, right.

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The Very Best — And Absolute Worst — Santa Clauses In Pop Culture History

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Once again, it’s that time of year where we see nothing but Santas, from the drunken idiots trashing neighborhoods during SantaCon to the ones we’re tired of looking at in our favorite Christmas movies.

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San Diego Chargers Safety Eric Weddle Dyed His Beard To Look Like Santa Claus

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Eric Weddle dyed his beard so he could look more like Santa Claus before yesterday's game against the Denver Broncos.

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This Is What (Red) Christmas Would Be Like If ‘Game Of Thrones’ Author George RR Martin Was Santa Claus

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George RR Martin is the author behind the 'Song of Ice and Fire' series that birthed HBO's 'Game of Thrones', and he's notorious for taking blood showers and brushing his teeth with paste made from the bones of characters he brutally cast aside on a whim.

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Here’s A Three Minute Video Of Poop Jokes With Santa Taking A Shit In Someone’s House Because Merry Christmas

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I don't know any better way to celebrate the Christmas season than with this video of Santa taking an explosive shit in some random person's house, then having kids walk in on him and try to jack all his gifts.

soccer

Well, We All Root For FC Santa Claus Now

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If your knowledge of lower-tier Finnish soccer isn't what it once was, you may be blissfully unaware a team called FC Santa Claus competed in the country's third division this year.

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It’s easier to pick up girls dressed like Santa Claus than you might think is possible

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When you're looking for any sort of advantage in picking up girls, you've got to try whatever options you can.

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Why is Santa so jolly? Mrs. Claus, of course

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Hey Santa, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see Mrs.


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