Tag Archives: San francisco 49ers

Aldon Smith Arrested After Alleged Bomb Threat at LAX

Not great.

Get Hyped for Today With This ‘Game of Thrones’-Style NFL Championship Week Promo

This comes via Austrian TV (and also via Deadspin) and it is here to get you fired up for this weekend's games. 

The NFL Conference Championship Weekend Picks Need No Buildup

Things couldn’t have worked out any better for the NFL this weekend. You couldn’t have picked better games for them based on which teams made

49ers Fan Loses Her Shit When Seattle Radio Station Pranks Her About Canceling Her Tickets

Brooke & Jubal In The Morning, a radio show based in Seattle, just pulled one over on a 49ers fan named Courtney real good. One of the show's co-hosts, Jubal,

Jim Harbaugh’s Pants Game Needs Some Work

Jim Harbaugh, ladies and gentleman. He's an interesting dude. He has more money than an average person could spend and all he wants to do

I Wonder If the Concussion Cam Newton Got Contributed to His Interception

Cam Newton just threw a season-ending interception.

Colin Kaepernick Just Trolled Cam Newton With This TD Celebration (GIF)

That is the Superman celebration made famous by... Superman, but then later made famous by Cam Newton. 

Who’s Superman Now? Ahmad Brooks Goes Flying Over Cam Newton (GIF)

This is how you don't time a snap count. 

Today’s Trumpet National Anthem Was the Best National Anthem

This is Jesse McGuire, fucking killing it this afternoon, with his rendition of the National Anthem. Video comes from Kami Mattioli, who is on the sidelines. 

Navorro Bowman Sends Candlestick Park Out in Style With Dramatic Playoff-Sealing Pick Six

Good things happen to angry people, so it's no surprise Jim Harbaugh got a heaping dose of good fortune last night. 

The Buccaneers Just Had the Most Fail Kickoff Return of All Time (GIF)

There is literally (and I mean literally), no worse possible ending to an attempted reverse on a kickoff return.

Raymond James Stadium Might Get Suspended After This Hit It Laid on Vernon Davis

This an easy one for Roger Goodell. 
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Vernon Davis Got Tackled By His Dick

San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis is having an eventful day against the St. Louis Rams. He’d already done a spot-on impression of criminally

The 49ers’ Vernon Davis Just Pulled Off This Awesome Luigi Jump

Look at the little leg kick at the end of his jump. 
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Aldon Smith Declares War on Robert Griffin III’s Balls

Robert Griffin III is having a terrible year. His remarkable rookie season seems but a distant memory. He’s embroiled in a classic sophomore slump.

Jim Harbaugh Can Still Sling It Like a Boss

This is Jim Harbaugh, just hucking it down the field during warm-ups. 

Donte Whitner Has an Incredibly Dumb Idea

San Francisco 49ers safety Donte Whitner was fined $21,000 for an illegal hit Thursday night against St. Louis. Instead of paying the fine quietly, he’s

Terrell Suggs Claims NFL Caused Super Bowl Blackout

Today in NFL conspiracy news (and who doesn't love a good sports conspiracy), Terrell Suggs of the Baltimore Ravens claims NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell caused
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Week 4’s Survivor and Thursday Night Pick

I could come up with a witty opening, but I’m still trying to wrap my head around last night’s episode of “The League.” Honestly, what

Fans Fight at 49ers-Colts Game, Helpful Person Films It

It would not surprise me in the least if more than one of the combatants involved in this melee wound up looking like Colin Kaepernick.
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Fat Kid at Seattle Seahawks-San Francisco 49ers Game Identified as Undercover Cop

Leading up to Sunday night’s Seattle Seahawks-San Francisco 49ers game, it was announced undercover cops in Niners gear would be among the crowd at CenturyLink
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Richard Sherman Won Sunday Night Football Tonight

Seattle-San Francisco was the most hyped game of the week, and it ended up not dominated by Russell Wilson or Colin Kaepernick, but thunder, defense,
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Rate This Guy’s Giant 49ers Tattoo

A good sports tattoo is a real rarity. This San Francisco 49ers ink, however, is all kinds of awesome.

Jim Harbaugh Continues His Proud Tradition of Throwing Temper Tantrums

San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh handled a heartbreaking loss in Super Bowl XLVII with dignity and grace. He learned to accept the things he

Jacoby Jones Scores Two Incredible Touchdowns; Baltimore Ravens Win Super Bowl XLVII

Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens for withstanding a feverish San Francisco 49ers comeback and a momentum-killing 34-minute power outage to win Super Bowl XLVII. They

The Super Bowl Pick, Plus 12 Prop Bets to Help You Enjoy the Game

The two-week-long lead-up to Super Bowl Sunday is usually a little rough. There always seems to be one story line that's beat to death because

The Official Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

You probably have Super Bowl plans by now. They’d be greatly improved by incorporating this drinking game into the mix. Get after it, you guys.

Why Would God Care Who Wins the Super Bowl?

This week’s Sports Illustrated asks that question in bold lettering positioned above a shirtless Ray Lewis emerging from water. It’s an incredibly easy question for

‘Tecmo Super Bowl’ Predicts Super Bowl XLVII

You should absolutely use this ever-so-scientific simulation to guide your wagering. Tecmo like the 49ers, and it likes them big.

Here’s an Atlanta Falcons Fan Pistol-Whipping His Television in Anger

I have nothing but empathy for a poor soul who ties his level of happiness to the performance of Matt Ryan and Mike Smith. There’s

Jim Harbaugh’s Temper Tantrum Was a Sight to Behold

San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh is not known for being a cool customer on the sidelines. He’s known for acting like a petulant

We’re One Step Away From Super Sunday, Plus the Conference Championship Weekend Picks

It’s hard to beat the football we got last weekend. Two of the games were exceedingly good, while the other two were close and high-powered

How to Jump on an NFL Team’s Bandwagon Just in Time for the Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is awesome. There’s no disputing that fact. But for my money, this coming Sunday is the best day of the football year.

Colin Kaepernick Wrote a Letter to Himself Predicting His Greatness

Most of us wanted to be a professional athlete when were in fourth grade. Most of us thought that we’d realize this dream despite the

Frank Gore Wore an Incredible Sweatshirt With a Dead Dolphin on It

San Francisco 49ers running back Frank Gore had time to make a special t-shirt for his game yesterday against the Miami Dolphins and it was
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Just a Picture of Colin Kaepernick and Sammy, His 100-Pound Pet Tortoise

Alex Smith probably has something boring for a pet, like a dog. That’s why he’s sitting the bench and ol’ CK is running shit.

New Orleans Saints DT Brodrick Bunkley Savagely Kicked San Francisco’s Alex Boone in the Head

There’s good sportsmanship, there’s poor sportsmanship, and then there’s what New Orleans Saints lineman Brodrick Bunkley did yesterday. After San Francisco connected on a field

Some Bears and 49ers Fans Predictably Brawled Last Night

This will shock you. There was a dustup between fans at last night’s Chicago Bears-San Francisco 49ers game. Yup, drunk people shockingly acted like idiots

Dashon Goldson Absolutely Leveled Early Doucet (GIF)

Here’s some devastation of a different kind this morning.

Monday Night Football Drinking Game: San Francisco 49ers vs. Arizona Cardinals

Alex Smith leads the San Francisco 49ers into Arizona to face the Cardinals tonight in a pivotal NFC West showdown. Jim Harbaugh will be animated,