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Ryan Lochte Tore His Knee Ligament In the Most Ryan Lochte Way Possible

Five-time Olympic champion and lifetime buffoon, Ryan Lochte is going to be sidelined from training and competition for a while after suffering a torn MCL

Ryan Lochte’s New ‘Pool Water’ Cologne Is Guaranteed To Help You Pick Up the Ladies

Single and ready to mingle Bro of the Year Ryan Lochte has a new cologne concept: "Pool Water." If the sweet, chemical aroma of chlorine

Seth MacFarlane Impersonated Ryan Lochte on SNL Last Night

Seth MacFarlane was pretty good on SNL last night. And in this age of SNL shittiness, I'd say pretty good is high praise. Below is

Prince Harry Partying Naked in Vegas, Now With Photographic Proof

They can make Prince Harry shower every day and put him in the fanciest clothes in England, but deep down, Bro is still going to

Ryan Lochte Is Terrible at Commercials, Too

So Ryan Lochte was kind of a bust at the Olympics. And we found out that he wasn't so hot with speaking words either.

Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte is a big advocate of pissing in pools. So much so that he made an entire video about it. 

Ryan Lochte’s Mom Knows Plenty About His One-Night Stands

Ryan Lochte has tried his hardest to supplant Michael Phelps as America’s favorite swimmer during the Olympics in London. This, of course, has made him

Ryan Lochte Once Chugged Keg Beer Out of a Frisbee

Stories about athletes partying are a dime a dozen. (As are pictures.) However, this Tumblr post from Brian Jaeger detailing a time he served

Meet Ye Shiwen, the 16-Year-Old Who Swam Faster than Ryan Lochte

In case you missed it this weekend, Ryan Lochte turned in a hell of a gold medal performance in the 400-meter individual medley on

U.S. Olympic Swim Team Has A ‘Call Me Maybe’ Video

But of course they f*cking do. THIS SONG WILL NEVER DIE F*CK MY FACE JESUS CHRIST PLEASE KILL IT WITH FIRE! Sorry, I just get