wtf russia

If it wasn’t for vodka, Russia might actually be a world superpower

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How can we expect these Russians to ever get any work done with the vodka flowing like the salmon of Capistrano.

wtf russia

Red squirrel chasing Russian military in circles is a shining symbol of Capitalism

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This red squirrel chasing these Russian military members around like little children is OBVIOUSLY a metaphor for the power of Capitalism, right.

wtf russia

In Soviet Russia, dirty muffler cleans you

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This is easily the most Russian prank video you'll see today.

Surfing

Apparently in Russia surfing involves hot chicks wearing high heels

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Who knew that Russians were in to surfing, and furthermore, who knew that the people surfing in Russia were sexy chicks wearing high heels.

Russian gas station fire

Russian gas station explosion is a metaphor for your first sexual experience

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Much like your first sexual encounter, the blaze starts pretty abruptly, becomes insanely hot almost immediately, and then before you know it you've blown everything.

women's hockey fight

Butthurt Russians are beating innocent Americans with hockey sticks

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It appears that the Russians are still pretty butthurt over losing the Cold War, as their hockey playing women have resorted to beating our innocent Americans over the heads with hockey sticks.

Russian Bear attack

Sweet sounds of Justine Beaver save Russian fisherman’s life from deadly bear attack

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As you all know, Russia is the Florida of the East, and by that I mean it's the capital of weird news.