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And Now an Important Message From the Miami Zombie Face-Eating Victim, One Year Later

It was only a year ago that we legitimately feared the Zombie Apocalypse, thanks large in part to the insane actions of Rudy Eugene, the

Miami Zombie Victim Ronald Poppo Says Attacker Yelled: ‘You’re Going to Be My Wife’

It wasn't too long ago that we hid in our fallout shelters, holding loved ones close and stocking up on rations while waiting out the