Zombie Apocalypse

And Now an Important Message From the Miami Zombie Face-Eating Victim, One Year Later


It was only a year ago that we legitimately feared the Zombie Apocalypse, thanks large in part to the insane actions of Rudy Eugene, the drugged-out Miami man who savagely attacked Ronald Poppo.


Miami Zombie Victim Ronald Poppo Says Attacker Yelled: ‘You’re Going to Be My Wife’


It wasn't too long ago that we hid in our fallout shelters, holding loved ones close and stocking up on rations while waiting out the end of the zombie apocalypse.

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