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Tough Guy Tries To Steal A Dudes Car But His Plans Change When The Dude Opens Fire On His Ass

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Draw Speed Level: John Wayne Shot Accuracy Level: Helen Keller Gotta appreciate the quick draw, but holy hell, hit the shooting range, pal.

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The Robbery Suspect Who Put Stolen Cash In Dollar Sign Sack Is The World’s Most Basic Criminal

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If you type "World's Most Basic Criminal" into Google, you'll probably be presented with David Lingafelter's mugshot.

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Uber Driver Drops Woman Off At Airport, Then Doubles Back To Rob Her House, And I’ll Take The Bus Thanks

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Gerald Montgomery, 51-year-old Uber driver in Denver, was arrested this week after driving a woman to the airport, wishing her a safe flight, and then immediately driving back to rob her house.

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Kids Steal A Box Of Cocaine From Their Neighbors Except When They Tasted It They Realized…CHRIST I NEED TO GO VOMIT

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Here is some cocaine: Now here are some ashes: Notice how one looks rather lumpy while the other looks smooth like snow.

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Bro Fights Off Muggers With Beer. No Seriously, He Used Beer

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A group of seven or eight teen muggers thought that had an easy target hanging outside a KFC in Dorchester, an area of Boston.

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Woman arrested after posting Selfie with stolen dress online

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She's not only a thief, she's a dumb thief and she's a dumb thief about to give birth.

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Watch this guy get his pocket picked by a set of chopsticks

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Beware of men grabbing your wallet using ancient Chinese eating utensils.

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Drunk Teenager Wielding a Chainsaw and Wearing a Flower Pot on His Head Tried to Rob a 7-Eleven

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  Queensland, Australia's Steven Frank Steele's methods of executing a robbery are unorthodox, and wildly ineffective.

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Burglar Scared Away By Big Mouth Billy Bass

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An attempted robbery at a bait and tackle shop in Minnesota was called off, mid-heist, when the robber was too startled by a Big Mouth Billy Bass to continue the job.


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