olive garden

This Customer’s Olive Garden Feedback Card Just Goes To Show What A Rip-Off ‘Endless’ Pasta Is

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 It’s no secret that I hate Olive Garden, to the point where I’d rather shave my pubes using a shattered light bulb laced with heroin than spend money on “pasta” there.

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Very Bad News If You Love The Unlimited Breadsticks At Olive Garden

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My esteemed colleague Rebecca's coverage of Olive Garden has been second-to-none over the last few weeks.

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10 Reasons Why Your Waiter/Waitress Hates You

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The game is the game; customers gonna bitch and waiters gonna hate.

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Watch a MASSIVE Wave Smash into Diners at a Restaurant in California

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Where's Bohdi when you need him to surf this bitch.

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Next Time You’re Trying to Woo a Girl on a Date, Pay the Check on an App Without Asking for It

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There is nothing worse than a post-meal,  pre-departure lull when you're out on a date.

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Dominos Apologizes to Man Who Burned His Dick While Having Sex with Pizza

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You're the social media editor of a major international pizza chain and a man is tweeting at you to claim he just had sex with your pizza, and now his penis is burnt.

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Chinese Restaurant Shut Down After People Notice Owner Dragging in Roadkill

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If you’ve eaten at the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Ky.


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