Tag Archives: Relationships

Alex Ovechkin Just Got Dumped

His fiancée called off the engagement.

Pissy Husband Made An Excel Spreadsheet With All The Dates And Excuses Of Why His Wife Turned Him Down For Sex

"I'm watching a 'Friends' re-run, go masturbate or something this is important."

5 Ways to Know If You’re His Girlfriend or His Side Chick

Always asking yourself "am I his girlfriend or not?" Ask no more!

Is Your Girl Being A Bitch? Send Her This Happy Video That’ll Either Cheer Her Up Or Send Her Into A Murderous Rage

It's a 50/50 shot here.

6 Things Chicks Want From Men First Thing In the Morning

The list is composed of what men have done for me, and I want to pass on the positive tips to you.

Are You A Dick Who Likes To Creep Through Your Girl’s Phone? This New App Lets You Do That Without Getting Caught

Now's the time to celebrate...if you're a douche.

5 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Move In With Your Girlfriend

Moving in together is a terrible idea. Here's why.

The 5 Ways Girls Are Flirting With You…That 99% Of Bros Never Pick Up On

Flirting sucks.

My Slam Is AWFUL In Bed, How Do I Tell Her Without Destroying Her Life?

Answering the important questions as always.

New Sex Tape App ‘Disckreet’ Is a Game Changer and Could Be a Life Saver After a Bad Breakup

So...Disckreet might not be a bad $.99 investment.

Chart Accurately Shows What Every Guy’s Girlfriend Thinks About His Penis Throughout Their Relationship

This is probably more accurate than any of us are willing to admit.

Is Getting a Happy Ending Considered Cheating?

A July 3rd mailbag. Look at me go, really earning my paycheck and shit.

How Your Girl Is Secretly Cheating On You…Without Ever Touching A Dick

You never really know, do you?

Foolproof Tips For Having a Girl Over to Your Place for Dinner

It's the money date.

Tips For Getting Your Liquor-Sipping Girlfriend Into Beer

So you don't have to buy two things at the grocery store.

I’m A Tinder Failure, What’s Wrong With Me?

If you're plain ol' ugly we might have a bigger problem here.

5 Steps To Getting Your Girlfriend Back After She Caught You Cheating, According To A Girl

Sometimes this stuff happens, but you might be able to fix it.

This Video About Hookups In The Real World Is Too Pathetically Accurate

Life's not a Disney movie full of musical numbers and conga lines.

5 Reasons Why Your College Relationship Won’t Last

Face it. You've got no chance.

5 Red Flag First Date Responses for Both Guys and Girls

Be wary of these habits.

If You Thought Your Ex Was Crazy, Wait Until You Meet The Hannibal Lecter of Relationships

Now with less fava bean and more internal organs.

10 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Your dick might not be the only thing she's riding.

Professor Jerked off to Student to Help Him Focus, Student Is Also a Dolphin

Teacher-student sex has been in the news lately.

6 Rules for Cheating On Your Girlfriend, Because If You’re Going to Be a Scumbag You Might As Well Be Good at It

When it comes to cheating on your girlfriend there are so many different views, some dudes think it’s no big deal, some dudes think it

5 Elaborate Date Ideas That She Will Love You For

There’s an understandable pressure all men feel during courtship that causes them to freak out and make bad decisions.

Is It Necessary For a Guy to Be Willing to Go Down On Chicks?

Deep thoughts...

A Bro’s Guide to the First Date

If we could, bros would avoid first dates like the bubonic plague.

How Do I Get My New Girlfriend to Do All the Kinky Things My Old Girlfriend Did Naturally?

Have you met my friend, The Slippery Slope?

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines: Sofia Vergara Is Now Single


The First 8 Dates of Every New Relationship

It's all about escalation.

Stupid Study Says You Can Help Crazy People By Dating Them

Bitches be...

5 Signs That You’re Dating a Psychopath

There are a lot of things that women do that drive us nuts, but none worse than convincing us that […]

10 Ways To Passive Aggressively Dump Your Girlfriend

Phone calls and IRL conversations are for losers.

Apparently, the Bigger Your Dick, the More Likely Your Wife Will Cheat on You

Oh science. You crazy.

Study: Nearly Half of All Men Can’t Last Longer Than 2-Minutes in Bed

Speed kills.

10 Things All Bros Want from Girls Other Than Sex

Sex is great and all, but when it comes to women, men want more from than to just fulfill their primal instinct — whether they

Have You Ever Met or Hooked Up With Anyone Even Half This Crazy on Tinder?

Ask a babe. Here. We. Go.

5 Arguments Couples Get Into That Would Never Have Happened 10 Years Ago

Ten years ago it was 2004.

VIDEO: A Freelancer of Ours Recaps a Recent First Date

What girl wouldn't want to be treated to a steak dinner on day one?

Bro’s Girlfriend Went to Study Abroad Without Him — Take a Wild Guess How That Ended

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