relationships

Ways To Tell If Your Crush Likes You

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Do you ever wonder if your crush likes you.

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This Poor Guy Experienced Every Man’s Worst Nightmare While Trying To Masturbate In His Bathroom

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I don't know about you people, but my worst masturbatory-related nightmare has to be the thought of somehow dying mid-jerk and having someone, ANYONE, find my mostly lifeless body one the floor (I say "mostly" because I imagine my dick would still be reaching for the stars) while porn continues to stream on my iPhone.

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A Bro’s Guide to Gift Giving: Girlfriend Edition

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Hey dumbass, how many days until Valentine’s Day.

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Meet The Couple Who Claim They Are ‘America’s Best Looking Couple’ And Spend $75K A Year On Their Appearance

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"We're a power couple, making power moves" taking power naps, driving cars with power steering, and destroying toilets with power shits.

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Paris Hilton Is Reportedly Dating A Teenager, So If You’re Under 20 And Looking For A Sugar Mama Now’s Your Chance

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Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but girlfriend’s got loads and loads of cash despite only being known for doing absolutely nothing and acting like an idiot on television.

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Why I Would Fail The ’36 Questions That Can Make Strangers Fall In Love With Each Other’ Test Every Time

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If you have as little to do at work as I do and therefore aimlessly browse the Internet in your spare time, you may have come across the article going around about the 36 questions that can make strangers fall in love with each other.


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