Tag Archives: Rants
This e-mail from a BroBible reader just landed in my inbox. We love getting fan e-mail here at BroBible, but this is hardly fan e-mail.
You know who sucks? ESPN master troll Rick Reilly, a man who writes poems about the New York Jets and enjoys misquoting his own father-in-law. Today Fox One's Katie
Australian man and blogger, Rich Wisken, got to finally enjoy flying on a plane while another human spills over into his seat. I've been there.
Nothing beats a post-game press conference meltdown. Southern Illinois Basketball Coach Barry Hinson had his blown-gasket moment last night after Murray State handed the Salukis (the fuck is
I did SantaCon yesterday, and I must be a Grinch because I thought it sucked.
The 5-15 New York Knicks flat out suck. Fans are frustrated to their wits end with a team that's fledged since the Isiah Thomas-era. Having
Holy motherfuck Batman, have we got a doozy here.
If you are a girl in between the ages of 13 and 25, you might take selfies. If you are a dude and you take
A longtime House stenographer lost her mind during a vote aimed at ending the the government shutdown. It was really, really weird.
Let's get straight to the point here, no intro, no bullshit: Time Warner Cable is the worst company on Earth, and here are the reasons why.
This is the video Jimmy Kimmel made for his show that caused Kanye West to EXPLODE on Twitter on Thursday night. It involves kids acting
KANYE GOING OFF ALERT! REPEAT: KANYE GOING OFF!!!! Tweeting in all-caps, Kanye West exploded on Twitter Thursday evening with the most explosive, Kanye-esque rant we've seen
As a tipster tells us, winning homecoming is a very big deal to the Phi Psi's at Indiana's Wabash College. Homecoming 2013 was this
Holy shit. I am this chick's new biggest fan. Previously, that was probably the guy who owns the mini-mart where she buys case after case
It happens the second you graduate college: Everyone -- absolutely everyone -- starts bombarding you with questions about your life. The questions can be relentless:
The United States sent men to the moon in 1969. During the 1980’s we saw the rise of the home computer,
A few days ago this video of a student ripping his teacher a new asshole for not knowing how to teach went beaucoup viral
How incredible is this rant? It starts with "I JUST want to talk to you, you WORTHLESS piece of shit!" and the opening line is,
The Chicago Blackhawks have had one of the better seasons of any major sporting team--if you recall, earlier in the season they won so many
I’ve never been a traditional gym guy. When I would lift, I’d find myself sleepwalking from machine to machine, dreaming of that mediocre chocolate protein
I think the biggest news item here is that the Lingerie Football League actually takes itself seriously enough as a sport for this type of
Nothing highlights the complete awfulness of other human beings like being confined in a small, inescapable place with them. Like a foxhole. Or an airplane.
I like to have sex with vaginas. I don’t like having sex with synthetic apparitions, custom-engineered to feel just like the original. It’s why I
When Mark Cuban talks, BroBible listens (though there's not much helping you at this point if you've already paid $150k for a fancy piece of
We're gonna try something new here. As "the Sunday guy," I have made it my self-appointed duty to provide you Bros of America with a
Picture a world where you can’t just reach in to your pocket and see what everyone is doing all the time. Yeah, that’s a world
Hey Internet: How the f*ck did you miss an obscure YouTube channel featuring Gary Buseey? Started many months ago, "did
If you're one of those brave souls out there who admits that you like Kanye, you know that you never find yourself having to defend
Sex. Is. The. Best. So, why would people try and change things? Well, the grass is always greener, although in this case it’s brown. I’m
There are two schools of thought when it comes to New Year's Eve...
Whether you go to the game and pay $8 for one, or sit on your couch and drink six for that same price, you’re going
Pretty big shake-up for the University of Minnesota football team. On Sunday night Minnesota Gophers wide receiver A.J. Barker announced via Twitter that he would be
My favorite part of all this is that it took place at a Christian school. Values!
Yesterday, at lunch, we somehow, someway, stumbled on the topic of things we can’t stand about porn (Internet or otherwise). The conversation escalated fast and
Certain illnesses come at specific points in your life. Babies are more prone to get diaper rashes, only old people break their hips, you get
Even if you have been living under a rock, you know there is a presidential election coming up. A turd sandwich versus a giant douche