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Steve Spurrier’s Exercise Ball Video Gets the R. Kelly Treatment It Deserves

This is both the stupidest and best thing on the Internet right now. The geniuses over at FanSided took Steve Spurrier's now-legendary exercise routine and

Never Forget That R. Kelly Is a Truly Horrible Person

It's easy to laugh with R. Kelly, now that Trapped in the Closet is in its 95th chapter and his new album, Black Panties, is

Here’s What Happens When You Text R. Kelly Lyrics To Your Significant Other

A couple months ago the Bros at Pigeons and Planes texted Drake lyrics to their exes. Now they're back texting (...or even sexting) steamy R.

Benedict Cumberbatch Dramatically Reading R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ Can Probably Make Women Pregnant

R. Kelly's new album, Black Panties (I think we can all agree that title is MINT), dropped recently and while I haven't had a chance to

R. Kelly and Lady Gaga Got It ON on Last Night’s ‘SNL’

Another day, another video of R. Kelly and Lady Gaga having sex on stage during Saturday Night Live.

Concertgoers Spend $150 to See R. Kelly, Get Impersonator Named ‘R. Jelly’

This story screamed "viral stunt" but no, it's actually legit: On Saturday night at the Monroe Civic Center in northern Louisiana, hundreds of concertgoers paid

R. Kelly’s New Oreo-Themed Song Is Really Something Else

R. Kelly's new album, entitled Black Panties, includes the songs "Poetic Sex," "Show Ya Pussy," ""Legs Shaking," and "Girls Kissing Girls." By comparison, a song about

R. Kelly’s Grocery Store List is Everything

R. Kelly—the man who said there was nothing wrong with a little bump 'n grind, the poet who compared sex to Murder She Wrote, the

More ‘Trapped in the Closet’ Episodes Are in the Works (!)

"Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 1" premiered in 2005. For eight years now, R. Kelly has added to its legacy with 32 more installments, packed with

Kendrick Lamar, Erykah Badu, and the One and Only R. Kelly Killed the BET Awards Last Night

(NOTE: Videos on this post autoplay. Plug in those headphones or you're waking up the office with "Ignition (Remix)." Which isn't the worst thing in

Watch R. Kelly Perform Ignition (Remix) at Bonnaroo 2013

I think every Bro and babe in the world can agree that R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" is timeless party jam. On Saturday night R. Kelly

R. Kelly Performs ‘Ignition (Remix)’ with Phoenix at Coachella

Guess who DIDN'T show up for Phoenix's much-hyped Coachella Saturday set? Daft Punk. But guess who did join the French rockers? R. Kelly, who did one

Petition to Make R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’ the New National Anthem Deserves Your Attention

This is an important issue. While we all love the “The Star-Spangled Banner,” its inability to get us adequately hyped up for the weekend. Enter

Bro’s Incredible Cover of R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’ Is Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen

His name is James Dalby. He does not suck. He also has like six followers on Twitter. Go give him more, he deservers more. Well

This Hang-Gliding Fail Video Makes Truly Tremendous Usage of R. Kelly’s ‘I Believe I Can Fly’

Just pristine. 

Our Weekend Power Hour Is Here, and Ready to Get You Properly White Girl Wasted

You wait for the weekend, but the weekend doesn't wait for you. We're here to help. 

R Kelly Has a Trailer of Sorts for the New Chapters of ‘Trapped in the Closet’

Anyone that's been following R Kelly's utterly ridiculous "Trapped in the Closet" series, a 23 Chapter long music video that evolved out of a story

A Church Made a Video Telling Deaf People to Stop Jerking Off, and It Fits Perfectly with ‘Ignition’

It's a fact of life that one of the greatest songs ever is "Ignition (Remix)." R. Kelly's ode to Cristal poppin' in the stretch Navigator,

Gary Oldman Reads R. Kelly’s Autobiography ‘Soulacoaster’

On "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night, Academy Award-nominated actor Gary Oldman read an excerpt from R. Kelly's autobiography "Soulacoaster." Oldman, who was decked out in

Someone Parodied ‘I Believe I Can Fly,’ with the Pro-Giants Melody, ‘I Believe in Eli’

Anyone can take a dance song and make a fun sports parody song out of it. However to take a slow, soulful R&B