Tag Archives: Quotes

‘Archer’ Quotes Over James Bond Photographs Is Sheer Perfection

Archer plus James Bond is a match made in hysterical heaven.

20 Lessons Millenials Can Learn from Bob Marley Inspirational Quotes

Today is the  birthday of Robert Nesta Marley, one of the most iconic musicians on the planet. If that bitch […]

15 Rap Lyrics Placed on Inspirational Backgrounds

A simple concept, executed beautifully. E-40's line from "Candy (Drippin' Like Water)" is now my desktop background. Because you can keep your skydivers' "Teamwork." I

5 Ways to Stay Motivated For The Gym

Most of the fitness pieces I write fall on a Thursday morning. Since my grammar has the intellectual substance of a 7-year-old's finger painting, it

Metta World Peace Confirms He’s Too Sexy for His Cat

Metta World Peace returned to action last night, just 12 days after undergoing knee surgery. How was he able to do this? He has a

10 Great Quotes from Baseball Legends Stan Musial and Earl Weaver, Who Passed Away Yesterday

It's never fun to see sports legends pass away, but yesterday was especially tough. Longtime Orioles manager Earl Weaver died late Friday night at 82,

Rob Ryan Gets Fired By Dallas Cowboys, Offers Up Tremendous Quote

Can you imagine what it must have been like to grow up in the Ryan household? Just a constant dick-measuring contest, I bet.

9 Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Date Taylor Swift, Explained By Taylor Swift Quotes

As my grandfather says, "Everyone has to be good at something." Taylor Swift is good at a lot of things: Singing, songwriting, performing, and being commercially

70 Classic Quotes, Observations, and Words of Wisdom from Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. is a lot of things. First and foremost, he's a brilliant comedian who's revolutionizing show business in front of our very eyes. Secondly,

Idiot Alert: Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Compares Trial to Episode of ‘All My Children’

Jerry Sandusky’s defense attorney continues to do his best Lionel Hutz impression. This morning, Joe Amendola was asked if the former Penn State defensive coordinator

Top 10 Badass Western One-Liners

Watching last Sunday's premiere of AMC's awesome new Western "Hell on Wheels" — about a former Confederate soldier out for revenge on the Union

Alison Brie Says the Hottest Things: Three Quotes on Threesomes, Girl-on-Girl Experimentation, and D

Alison Brie needs to do more interviews. Not the type of heavily edited promo-plugs for AMC -- we honestly couldn't care less about the complexity

Sinatra on Those Who Don’t Drink

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”