Things with your new girl are steamy and exciting.
Instead of trying to have “fun” while on the throne, why not start doing things while you poop that will actually improve your life.
Hi, my name is Jake.
An elderly women accused of leaving the scene of a hit-and-run is blaming her actions on a problem we are all used to: Really needing to take a shit.
It’s a cold, slow morning in the office.
Close your eyes: What do you see when you think of someone who takes the time to drop a deuce in front of the same house each weekend morning.
This dude made some waves after his impression of Morgan Freeman's famed Shawshank speech went viral last year.
Does it make you a cynic—who no longer believes in the power of spontaneity or even humor in the world—if you think this might be some sort of viral marketing stunt.
AG (you know, our editor) sent me this story with the kind words of "this seems like it's up your alley" attached.