dumb crime

Can You Guess The Crappy Reason This Guy Forcibly Held In His Poop For 3 Weeks?

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When you gotta go ya gotta go, unless going means that you’ll immediately get charged by police while in their custody because the dump you took consisted entirely of little bundles of cocaine.

butt stuff

Butt Stuff: 8 Tips For Dropping A Dump Without Looking Like A Chump

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You know it's going to be a good day when it starts with a video titled '8 Ways To Take A Dump Without Looking Like A Chump' showing up in your inbox.

elephants

Adorable Baby Elephant Pooping In The Bubble Bath Is A Roller Coaster Of Emotion

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There's only so many feels a man can feel in one video, and I'm pretty sure throughout the course of this video where a baby elephant adorably takes a bubblebath but then proceeds to drop fibrous logs in it, I felt everything I can feel.

sororities

My Sorority Sister Took A Dump So Big She Clogged Up A Frat House Toilet – Here’s My Poem About It

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Senior year I lived in a house with 5 other girls and all 6 of us were disgustingly vile creatures.

pooping

These People Who Don’t Wipe Their Asses After Pooping Will Make You Feel Like The Cleanest Guy In Town

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Here at the BroBible office we like to consider ourselves to be fairly hygienic; Brandon enjoys freaking out about the idea that someone in the office doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom and David likes to floss at least twice during the work day.

pooping

This Story About A Guy Who’s Been Pooping Wrong His Entire Life Will Confuse The Hell Out Of You

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No, we're not talking about Butters from South Park, we're talking about poor Reddit user jaydogsmith, who apparently didn't know how to poop correctly until now.

health

Boston ‘Poop Bank’ Offering $40 A Day For Your Dumps

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If you spend a couple hours a day on a porcelain bowl, and could use a little extra cash, you might want to take a road trip to Boston.


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