Tag Archives: Politics

Iowa Senate Candidate Bob Quast’s Commercial Will Blow Your Balls Off

Glock the vote.

‘The Daily Show’ Hilariously Mocks the Weirdest Political Ad Ever

Yesterday, Mitch McConnell’s Senate campaign released an ad devoid of any content.

Seth Rogen Tweets Picture That Shows Very Few Senators Showed Up to Hear Him Speak

On Wednesday, Seth Rogen testified before a Senate subcommittee to raise awareness for Alzheimer's, and his seven-minute speech went viral for obvious reasons.

Boehner Says Boner

Here is the leader of the United States House of Representatives making a dick joke. Enjoy

That Time a House Representative Wore a Purple Polo Shirt, Bowtie and Blazer on the Floor

What are you wearing?

President Obama Must Thank the Bros

I’m tucking my button down into my jeans and giving up. Despite the White House’s optimism, the economy still sucks. [...]

Virginia Senator Proposing Law That Would Make Oral Sex Between Teens a Felony

A few months ago, a Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate by the name of Ken Cuccinelli said that he wanted to revive his state's neanderthal "

Cool Chart Breaks Down What Your Favorite Drink Says About Your Political Orientation

Turns out quite a lot, if this chart from National Media Research Planning and Placement is to be believed. Liberals appear to

Nelson Mandela Dies at 95

Sad day. Nelson Mandela—who led South Africa's anti-apartheid movement and became one of the most important political leaders in world history—died today at the

President Clinton Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents

A few months ago, a hacker known as "Guccifer" broke the news that George W. Bush was a painter of dogs and bathtubs. Now

These Senators Live in Absolute Frat House Squalor

New York's Chuck Schumer is the third-ranking Democrat in the Senate; Dick Durbin, the second. They both live in a shithole.

The two—along with representative George Miller, a Dem

Former President George W. Bush Was Kind of The Man on ‘The Tonight Show’

No matter what your politics are, I think we can all agree on this: Former President George W. Bush would be a really, really fun guy

The State of Colorado Launches ‘Brosurance’ Obamacare Ads Featuring Bros Broing Out

As a twenty-something who went a couple of years without health insurance after college, nothing makes me want to go get insured like seeing fratstars in

Republican Congressman Allegedly Had Sex in Bar Bathroom

This isn't really that scandalous, but it's too funny to not pass on: The New York Post (which is hardly a left-wing paper) is

The National Weather Service Perfectly Trolled Congress RE: the Shutdown with a Secret Message

Well done, National Weather Service. Well done... 

Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Did Stop’ SNL Parody Is the Best Video About the Government Shutdown Yet

In case you've been living in a cave, those of us in the United States are about to enter Week 2 of a very frustrating

‘This Is Utter Insanity’: Jon Stewart Blasts Lawmakers For Government Shutdown

Regardless of your politics, the United States government shutting down for the first time in 17 years is a pretty big deal: 700,000-some people aren't

Did An Arizona Congresswoman Do ‘The Shocker’ In a Photo with an Air Force Bro?

Do you guys know what "pitchforking" is? It's a hand gesture that supporters of Arizona State make as a show of support for the Sun

Here’s a Kid Praying To Barack Obama

This is presented with nary a comment because you’ll probably have more than one.

Anthony Weiner’s Sexting Partner Is Probably Going Into Porn

Could Anthony Weiner's sexting partner be going the route of Farrah Abraham? The answer may lie in who she was recently spotted with.

Meet The Most Liberal Hating Man In America

Mark Kessler is the Police Chief of Gilberton, Pennsylvania, a tiny town of under 1,000 people, and he’s the most liberal-hating man you’ll likely ever

Anthony Weiner Admits to More Sexting, Hilariously Calling Himself ‘Carlos Danger’

Former congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner is the man whose sexting scandal launched a thousand Post headlines. We

How To Kill Your Political Career in 47 Seconds

Just rock out with your cock out during a televised debate. No one will ever notice...  

Kate Upton Spends Her 21st Birthday… With Republican Lawmakers?

Yesterday, as you know, was Kate Upton's 21st birthday. Show of hands if this is how you expected Kate Upton, The Most Viral Girl

I Think Alex Jones Finally Lost His Damn Mind…

Our favorite stark, raving mad man with a nationally-syndicated radio show, Alex Jones, took a trip over to jolly ole' England to appear on the

Aide for New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Mic-Checks Like a Champ

New Jersey is the butt of many jokes, but it does excel in the advancement of the Bro Arts. Just check out this aide for

Obama’s Prom Photos Are Amazing

The year was 1979. The place, Hawaii. And young Barry Obama—well, Obama was about to get lei'd. 

Chris Christie Killed a Spider, Which Delighted Children and Enraged PETA

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is under fire from PETA after video of showing him – GASP -- squishing a spider during a meeting with

A Bro Asks People on the Street About the Size of Barack Obama’s Penis

Here we are in the fifth year of Barack Obama’s presidency and we still don’t have any firm answers regarding the general size of his

Watch Conan O’Brien’s Speech at the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Fun fact: Conan O'Brien hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner a.k.a. #nerdprom in 1995. Man, was he young at the time! Last year fellow late night

Missouri State Senator Wisely Reconsiders Insane Amendment Banning Seersucker Suits

I thought this was America, dammit.

Senator Marco Rubio Quoted Wiz Khalifa AND Jay-Z on the Senate Floor Last Night

Yesterday, Senator Rand Paul filibustered the confirmation of CIA nominee John Brennan the old-fashioned way—by talking on the Senate floor for as long as he

President Obama Goes Skeet Shooting ‘All the Time,’ Questions If He’d Let a Son Play Football

Must-read interview in The New Republic, where the newly-inaugurated President Obama discusses the pressing issues his second term. Gun control is discussed at

So Dating a Lesbian Kinda Sounds Awesome…

If this video is any indicator of what it'd be like to date a lesbian, consider me sold. Sports? Check. No shopping? Yes. Video Games? ALRIGHT. Checking

Adult Film Stars Nikki Benz and Alektra Blue Recently Discussed Politics

Normally I wouldn’t advocate watching porn starts talk unless they’re going to bang afterward. But this is timely and you rarely, if ever, see them

The 25 Funniest Political Videos of the 2012 Campaign

Tomorrow is the day we've all been waiting for. After billions of dollars spent, thousands of campaign ads run, and hundreds of parody Twitter accounts

5 Ways We Can Use Political Mudslinging In Our Daily Lives

The 2012 Presidential election has this great nation divided more than any other election I’ve witnessed in my brief time on this planet. Conservatives and

Don’t Vote for Mitt Romney Because He’s a Michigan Fan, Says Ad in Ohio State Student Newspaper

Ohio democrats get it. They realize talking until they’re blue in the face about the policy differences between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama will just

Snoop Dogg Explains Why He’s Voting for Obama Not Romney on Instagram

Want to know why Snoop Dogg is voting for Barack Obama? It's pretty simple: According to his pro-con list that he threw up on Instagram, it's

This Pic and This Pic Alone Explains Why Mitt Romney Kicked Obama’s Ass In the Debate Last Night

Powerful image here. The greatest "Friday Night Lights" reference of all time seems to explain why Romney dominated President Obama in the debates on Wednesday