Tag Archives: Politics

Professor Says ‘Harry Potter’ Books Brainwashed Millennials to Elect President Barack Obama

Thanks for nothing, Dumbledore.

Politician Offers $100,000 For Anyone with Nudes of Texas Tech Cheerleader/Hunter Kendall Jones

Well this is a great way to torpedo your political career...

BREAKING: President Barack Obama Shook Hands With a Man Wearing a Horse Head

All who oppose say NAY.

This Unauthorized Video of President Barack Obama Working Out is Pretty Intense

Heart of a champion.

Now You Can Play a BINGO Game While Arguing with Gun Nuts on Social Media

We try (key word... try) to stay pretty apolitical about here, but the terrible violence in Isla Vista has once again sparked a gun control

50 Senators Send Letter Urging Washington Redskins to Change Name

Not going away.

VIDEO: The Gubernatorial Race in Idaho Features the Most Batshit Insane Candidates Ever

And in America, that's saying something.

Here Is a Member of Congress Picking His Ear Wax, Then Eating It

May 7th: C-SPAN 2 airs another boring congressional committee meeting on government surveillance.

President Obama Destroyed CNN in Pretty Funny White House Correspondent’s Dinner Speech

Poor CNN.

Iowa Senate Candidate Bob Quast’s Commercial Will Blow Your Balls Off

Glock the vote.

‘The Daily Show’ Hilariously Mocks the Weirdest Political Ad Ever

Yesterday, Mitch McConnell’s Senate campaign released an ad devoid of any content.

Seth Rogen Tweets Picture That Shows Very Few Senators Showed Up to Hear Him Speak

On Wednesday, Seth Rogen testified before a Senate subcommittee to raise awareness for Alzheimer's, and his seven-minute speech went viral for obvious reasons.

Boehner Says Boner

Here is the leader of the United States House of Representatives making a dick joke. Enjoy

That Time a House Representative Wore a Purple Polo Shirt, Bowtie and Blazer on the Floor

What are you wearing?

President Obama Must Thank the Bros

I’m tucking my button down into my jeans and giving up. Despite the White House’s optimism, the economy still sucks. […]

Virginia Senator Proposing Law That Would Make Oral Sex Between Teens a Felony

A few months ago, a Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate by the name of Ken Cuccinelli said that he wanted to revive his state's neanderthal "crimes

Cool Chart Breaks Down What Your Favorite Drink Says About Your Political Orientation

Turns out quite a lot, if this chart from National Media Research Planning and Placement is to be believed. Liberals appear to like their liquors clear,

Nelson Mandela Dies at 95

Sad day. Nelson Mandela—who led South Africa's anti-apartheid movement and became one of the most important political leaders in world history—died today at the age

President Clinton Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents

A few months ago, a hacker known as "Guccifer" broke the news that George W. Bush was a painter of dogs and bathtubs. Now he's

These Senators Live in Absolute Frat House Squalor

New York's Chuck Schumer is the third-ranking Democrat in the Senate; Dick Durbin, the second. They both live in a shithole. The two—along with representative George Miller, a Dem

Former President George W. Bush Was Kind of The Man on ‘The Tonight Show’

No matter what your politics are, I think we can all agree on this: Former President George W. Bush would be a really, really fun guy

The State of Colorado Launches ‘Brosurance’ Obamacare Ads Featuring Bros Broing Out

As a twenty-something who went a couple of years without health insurance after college, nothing makes me want to go get insured like seeing fratstars in

Republican Congressman Allegedly Had Sex in Bar Bathroom

This isn't really that scandalous, but it's too funny to not pass on: The New York Post (which is hardly a left-wing paper) is reporting

The National Weather Service Perfectly Trolled Congress RE: the Shutdown with a Secret Message

Well done, National Weather Service. Well done... 

Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Did Stop’ SNL Parody Is the Best Video About the Government Shutdown Yet

In case you've been living in a cave, those of us in the United States are about to enter Week 2 of a very frustrating

‘This Is Utter Insanity’: Jon Stewart Blasts Lawmakers For Government Shutdown

Regardless of your politics, the United States government shutting down for the first time in 17 years is a pretty big deal: 700,000-some people aren't

Did An Arizona Congresswoman Do ‘The Shocker’ In a Photo with an Air Force Bro?

Do you guys know what "pitchforking" is? It's a hand gesture that supporters of Arizona State make as a show of support for the Sun

Here’s a Kid Praying To Barack Obama

This is presented with nary a comment because you’ll probably have more than one.

Anthony Weiner’s Sexting Partner Is Probably Going Into Porn

Could Anthony Weiner's sexting partner be going the route of Farrah Abraham? The answer may lie in who she was recently spotted with.

Meet The Most Liberal Hating Man In America

Mark Kessler is the Police Chief of Gilberton, Pennsylvania, a tiny town of under 1,000 people, and he’s the most liberal-hating man you’ll likely ever

Anthony Weiner Admits to More Sexting, Hilariously Calling Himself ‘Carlos Danger’

Former congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner is the man whose sexting scandal launched a thousand Post headlines. We can only guess

How To Kill Your Political Career in 47 Seconds

Just rock out with your cock out during a televised debate. No one will ever notice...  

Kate Upton Spends Her 21st Birthday… With Republican Lawmakers?

Yesterday, as you know, was Kate Upton's 21st birthday. Show of hands if this is how you expected Kate Upton, The Most Viral Girl on

I Think Alex Jones Finally Lost His Damn Mind…

Our favorite stark, raving mad man with a nationally-syndicated radio show, Alex Jones, took a trip over to jolly ole' England to appear on the

Aide for New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Mic-Checks Like a Champ

New Jersey is the butt of many jokes, but it does excel in the advancement of the Bro Arts. Just check out this aide for

Obama’s Prom Photos Are Amazing

The year was 1979. The place, Hawaii. And young Barry Obama—well, Obama was about to get lei'd. 

Chris Christie Killed a Spider, Which Delighted Children and Enraged PETA

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is under fire from PETA after video of showing him – GASP -- squishing a spider during a meeting with

A Bro Asks People on the Street About the Size of Barack Obama’s Penis

Here we are in the fifth year of Barack Obama’s presidency and we still don’t have any firm answers regarding the general size of his

Watch Conan O’Brien’s Speech at the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Fun fact: Conan O'Brien hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner a.k.a. #nerdprom in 1995. Man, was he young at the time! Last year fellow late night talk show

Missouri State Senator Wisely Reconsiders Insane Amendment Banning Seersucker Suits

I thought this was America, dammit.